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22 March 2007

More of the Olena/Billy saga.... [More:]Update of yesterday's shenanigans.

From: Billy [XXXXX@yahoo.com]
To: Olena [XXXXX@gmail.com]
Date: Mar 21, 2007 2:22 PM
Subject: Re: It is about the CraigsList house!

if your serious leave me a phone number to call you

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From: Olena [XXXXX@gmail.com]
To: Billy [XXXXX@yahoo.com]
Date: Mar 22, 2007 2:11 PM
Subject: Re: It is about the CraigsList house!

Hi you!!! Mr Billy!!! This is Olena! LOL!!! Of course it is serious HA HA!!! Yes! :)

I am not now with the telephone. :( :( :( I am stay with the couch of Iryna. She is my very good friend. Yes! But she is a problem! Before now I have a Mobil phone for me. But Iryna took it the Mobil phone and she give it to Ronnie so I can no more have the Mobil phone. Ronnie is him who give Iryna the drug. I hope this is OK. Are you OK?? It is a white powder! LOL! And now the Ronnie have my mobil phone for the white powder for Iryna. So I am not now with the telephone. I can give you the number and you can call it, but it will be the Ronnie who answer it. Or the friend of Ronnie!! 0318-184. LOL!!! But I can not answer it, the phone, because Iryna give it for the powder. LOL! OK!!!

But you are able to ask me any of the question here on the email. And I will answer them! LOL!!

You are to get to know who I am! And I will tell you it! OK!

When I go to stay with Iryna in the January, I have a dog. This is when I am no longer stay in my flat anymore. Because of the leg!!! I have a dog is name is Doggy. (It is pronounced like "Doggy.") I love Doggy so much!!!! Like my husband!! He name is Ratne. My husband. My dog is name is name is Doggy!!! But she is not anymore my Dog. :( :( ::( It is Iryna. She is a problem! She is my very good friend! But she give my Doggy to Ronnie for the drug. Now Doggy is belong to Ronnie. :( Mr Billy!!! I do not like the white powder because it make for people to give other people Doggys and that is not good. And the mobil phone. COL. BOOHOO! :(

But anyway!!!

I am ask you the questions now so I am to get to know who you are!!! LOL!

OK! On here is the questions!

1. Are you like the hamsters? They are small and they are not have a tail. It is just the rat who have the tail. IT IS NOT THE HAMSTERS!!! I like the hamsters but I do not have them. Not even one!!! It is so sad!! LOL!

2. What is the job that you are work for? Are you also to do the Massage! TTF!!! LOL!

3. Are you ever go to South Dakoto? I have never go there myself, but I very pretty much want to go to South Dakoto to see the Mr. Rushmore because he is very Important and I am American Lady now!!!! In the next summer I want to save the money for a journey to South Dakoto to see the Mr. Rushmore. But first I will to get another leg! And when I have another leg I will climb the mountain and kiss Mr. Rushmore! LOL!@ I will say "Hello Mr. Rushmore I am American Lady now with 2 legs and I kiss you!!" And then I will kiss him!! LOL :) <---That is a happy sign!

4. OK!!! The other question for you is! Do you know him? Ronnie? With the white powder? He is of Beavertown.

5. Are you ever to eat food from Ukraine? It is GOOD! My favorite of it is kovbasa. It is made of pig and is VERY GOOD! On some times we eated it with kralya. But only if the uncle catch the kralya first! Kralya is the fastest! LOLOL!!! And with an onion!!!!! In my country we have a words that we say.
It is: С штанами и луком Вы никогда не будете терять это.. LOL!!!

5. Mr Billy!! Iryna is not to like Heather Mills and it is make me very sad. It is why I am no longer to want to live with her. Also she is kiss me in some times and I am not like it very pretty much. Ratne is my husband and he will not like Iryna to kiss on me. He is OK with a dog, but NOT WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN THE DOG!!! :(((( She is sleep now. Shhhhh.

6. Are you to ever fly in a Hotair Balloon?? It is a thing I am like to do in some day. Maybe with the Mr. Rushmore!!

7. Mr Billy!! Can you explain it to me what is the tofu? I am ask Iryna (she is sleep now) and I am ask Ronnie. But Iryna is not knowing it and Ronnie made very angry for the question. I do not know why!!!!! It is just Ronnie!!! Can you explain it to me what is the tofu?

8. OK!! Tell me what your apartment is look like! WOW it is 800 feet big????
OMG! (<----- This is to say "Holy God"!! It is an expression. I can not mean it!) What is the coloring on the walls? What is it on the floors? There is a room with a toilet and water? Are you to have the books for me to read? I can like to read because it is help me with the English!! I am weeks now reading the book about THE BEATLES. It is very good!!!

9. I think now it is all of my questions to ask Mr Billy!

10. No wait!!! Are you have a wife?? Why is it that you need the woman into your house? It is OK!!! I am just like to know if it is funny!! That is all!!!

OK Mr Billy!!! I believe you are now to have the questions at me and it is OK!!!! What can you know??? I will tell it to you! Yes!! LOL!!!!

I am to put in here a picture of a dog that look like Doggy. :( :( :(

This was Olena! LOL!!! :) !!!

Now you answer and I wait!
LOL! Please make a blog of this.
posted by By the Grace of God 22 March | 17:28
OMG. I can't wait for Mr. Billy to respond. LOLOL!!!
posted by phoenixc 22 March | 17:32
Genius. Pure genius.
posted by Specklet 22 March | 17:38
Mudpuppie, this is the entire reason I registered at MeCha, just so I could tell you what a freakin genius you are.
posted by HollyGoheavy 22 March | 17:50
*dibs on Olena Swyripa sockpuppet name*
posted by Miko 22 March | 17:59
This made me laugh so hard I ended up on the floor coughing like an 80 year old emphysemic lifelong smoker. Thanks for that, mup.
posted by deadcowdan 22 March | 18:16
Yep, this is just about the best thing ever. Thanks, pup.
posted by cmonkey 22 March | 18:23
*wets pant, looks for it is the white powder for drying off*
posted by WolfDaddy 22 March | 18:43
Yes, please blog this. I'm sliding off my chair laughing.
posted by scody 22 March | 19:13
I ♥ Mudpuppie!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111eleven
posted by pieisexactlythree 22 March | 19:19
How did I miss this yesterday?? Pups, you are the tops!!
posted by initapplette 22 March | 19:31
Laughing so hard it hurts my incisions pup you bitch. (LOL!!!!! JK!!!!!!) This is fucking hilarious.
posted by gaspode 22 March | 20:09
This is beautiful.
posted by plinth 22 March | 21:01
Damn, mudpuppie, you are GENIUS. LOL!!!
posted by casarkos 22 March | 21:15
Brillllllllllliant.
posted by arse_hat 22 March | 21:23
"With trousers and an onions you will never lose it"

Words to live by.
posted by WolfDaddy 22 March | 21:32
Did you give him an actual number? This is amazing. It reminds me of the P-P-P-Powerbook story.
posted by youngergirl44 22 March | 21:35
Um, they're having a laugh though, right? It's hilarious for sure, but Olena is joking, surely?

Maybe I'm just thick and this was obvious all the time, but still.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane 22 March | 22:23
Oh. my. gawd. D'oh.

I did RTFeverything, but I was confused as to who was the pranker and who the prankee. (In my defence, I only saw this today, and the ad has been removed from CL.)

My apologies, mudpuppie, and I bow deeply to your prankin' skillz. This is fantastically hilarious.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane 22 March | 22:26
Heh. This is only fun with an audience.

GNFTI, you say the ad's been removed? Well, it's baaa-aaaack....
posted by mudpuppie 22 March | 22:31
And... it's down again.

That ad's been up and down more often than Olena trying to do deep knee bends.
posted by taz 22 March | 22:56
She cannot do the bend because of the leg!
posted by Miko 22 March | 23:10
Brilliant, mups!

I posted the ad in the previous thread. For posterity, dontcha know.
posted by deborah 22 March | 23:32
but she can do the bend on the floor! Just not on the table! LOL!!!

I think I'm in love with Olena.
posted by WolfDaddy 22 March | 23:53
Damn, his ad got flagged again?

Let's see what happens to this one....

Trying to post a screenshot, but can't.

posted by mudpuppie 23 March | 00:48
Years ago I moved into a house in Sellwood, and in my new room I found a prosthetic leg in the closet. Somehow it struck me as the sort of thing that one would not leave behind unintentionally, but there it was.

Perhaps Olena should call up my old housemates...
posted by Triode 23 March | 01:31
OMG! This is the best thing ever to read with the first coffee of the day.

mudpuppie is a goddess.
posted by essexjan 23 March | 02:38
Here you go:

≡ Click to see image ≡
posted by deborah 23 March | 04:08
mudpuppie, I am in awe.

Awe.
posted by mike9322 23 March | 05:37
OK, the "dogs are OK" checkbox is brilliant. LOL!
posted by occhiblu 23 March | 10:54
I wish Olena had a MySpace. yes, it's a hint.

Also, I feel kind of guilty for being amused by this. On the other hand, yuck.
posted by Miko 23 March | 11:14
WHY HASN'T HE RESPONDED YET?!!!
posted by cmonkey 23 March | 11:37
This is magnificent, mudpuppie, absolutely magnificent. My hat's off to you!
posted by redvixen 24 March | 19:06
Schools refuse gifts of 'boring' classics. || mmm. air conditioning

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