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19 March 2007

found on bash; another brilliant/creative exam answer: [More:]

i grabbed/recopied this one from www.bash.org: dunno if it's urban legend material, and apologies if it's been posted before, but it was too good to pass up.

[lib1790] so, at college there was an extra credit question: "Is hell endothermic or exothermic?"
[lib1790] this is what one kid wrote:

[lib1790] First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass.
If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
[lib1790] As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions, and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
[lib1790] Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
[lib1790] So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose. (i.e., hell is exothermic).
[liv1790] Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over (i.e., hell is endothermic).
[lib1790] So which is it? If we accept the postulate given by Ms. Therese Banyan during my freshman year: "it will be a cold night in hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having a relationship with her, the second case cannot be true. Therefore, hell is exothermic.

[lib1790] that kid was the only one who got credit
snopes reveals all!
posted by WolfDaddy 19 March | 12:22
OLD urban legend, fyi.
posted by dersins 19 March | 12:25
Sometimes I feel that 99.5% of the stuff on bash is just rehashed urban legends.
posted by muddgirl 19 March | 12:26
I think this may be a foolish question, but where on that snopes page does it indicate the validity or falsity of that story?

dersins, how are you recovering? We missed you and pi at the (teeny) meetup.
posted by Specklet 19 March | 13:15
Speck - you have to go up one level, where Snopes lists the legends by topic and classifies each story with a red (false,) green (true), or gray (indeterminate) dot. This story gets a grey dot.

Not everything on Snopes is false; in their "Site Info" statement they describe the way that they gather as much information as possible about the history of each legend, and don't make conclusive statements unless there is conclusive evidence. All Barbara Mikkelson can say about this one is that it appears to have antecedents that are more than forty years old, and has appeared in many forms, none of which can be verified.
posted by Miko 19 March | 13:27
spreching of meetup, there was a camera, Speck.
posted by cortex 19 March | 13:38
Ah, up one level. I see. Thanks, Miko.

Well, cortex, spreching of a camera, mine has died. So there. Let's hope it revives!
posted by Specklet 19 March | 14:04
dunno if it's urban legend material

Who cares? It made me laugh.
posted by jason's_planet 19 March | 22:11
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