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14 March 2007

SHOUTING THREAD!!! LOUD NOISES!! LOUD NOISES!! LOUD NOISES!!!→[More:]MY SURGERY TOMORROW GOT BUMPED TO NEXT WEEK BECAUSE THE INSURANCE DIDN'T GET THE APPROVAL TO THE HOSPITAL IN TIME!! FUCKERS!! THE GOOD THING IS THAT THIS MEANS I MAY BE ABLE TO COME TO THE NY MEETUP ON SUNDAY.

post by: gaspode at: 13:17 | 28 comments

I'M HUNGRY! LEAN CUISINE & A GRAPEFRUIT DOES NOT CUT IT FOR LUNCH! I WANT COOKIES! AND A SANDWICH! OR A BIG PIECE OF BREAD AND CHEESE! AND I HAVE TO WRITE A PRESS RELEASE ABOUT A FALCON COMING HERE TO THE MUSEUM BUT I DARE NOT USE THE PHRASE FALCON FEVER BECAUSE THEN PEOPLE WILL THINK IT'S ABOUT BIRD FLU AND THERE WILL BE PANIC AND DEATH IN THE STREETS! ARGH! FALCON FEVER ROLLS SO TRIPPINGLY OFF THE KEYBOARD! IT IS PERFECTLY HOKEY WHICH IS WHAT I LIKE IN MY PR!

posted by mygothlaundry 14 March | 13:36

USE FALCON PLAGUE INSTEAD!

posted by Divine_Wino 14 March | 13:37

YAY! GASPODE AT THE MEETUP! RAWK! I'M SO TIRED OF SEARCHING FOR A PLACE TO LIVE AND I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED SEEING APARTMENTS. MY NEW KEYBOARD IS VERY PERSNICKETY. I HAVE A SINUS HEADACHE THAT JUST WON'T QUIT. GRRRR.

posted by YouCanCallMeAl 14 March | 13:38

"FALCON CANNOT HEAR FALCONER: BLOOD-DIMMED TIDE LOOSED"

posted by box 14 March | 13:41

FALCON FERVER

(Motherfucking Falcon Fever would be the best thing ever, though)

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 14 March | 13:43

ARGH.

posted by mike9322 14 March | 13:46

FALCON FRENZY! FALCON FANCIERS IN FULL-THROTTLE FRENZY! FLEET-FLIGHTED FALCON FLYING FULL-THROTTLE IN FRENZIED FEVER!

posted by occhiblu 14 March | 13:52

MY NOSE ITCHES! DAMN CHERRY BLOSSOMS AND HAZELBUT TREES! I HAVE A HOT LUNCH DATE AND MY EYES ARE ALL PUFFY FROM THE DAMN POLLEN!

posted by Specklet 14 March | 13:53

RAPTOR RAPTURE?

posted by ethylene 14 March | 13:58

WHAT MIKE9322 SAID. TIMES ELEVENTEEN.

posted by lonefrontranger 14 March | 14:04

I FUCKED UP MY LAPTOP'S DISPLAY SETTINGS! GOD DAMNIT! I HAVE TO STUDY FOR PHILOSPHY BUT DON'T KNOW THE MATERIAL VERY WELL AND EVERYONE I KNOW IS IN THE SAME BOAT AS ME. SDFLKSJDFL

posted by CitrusFreak12 14 March | 14:19

I'M DOING INTERVIEWS, AND I'M MEETING PEOPLE I LIKE, AND I BET WE CAN'T AFFORD THEM! I'M GONNA FIGHT FOR SOMEONE GOOD, THOUGH!

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 14 March | 14:23

I DON'T FEEL GOOD! I HAVE NO WORK TO DO! AND YET MY CRIPPLING PARANOIA KEEPS ME FROM GOING HOME! WINDOWS AUTOMATIC UPDATES ASKS ME EVERY 10 MINUTES IF I WANT TO RESTART MY COMPUTER! I DON'T!

posted by muddgirl 14 March | 14:32

I'M HUNGRY. I HAVE A SANDWICH IN THE KITCHEN. I DON'T FEEL LIKE GETTING UP. THIS IS MY OWN DAMN FAULT.

posted by the great big mulp 14 March | 14:33

I JUST HAD A SNOOTFUL OF BOOZE FOR NO GOOD REASON.
IT IS NOT COLD BUT DINGY LOOKING OUTSIDE.
I WANT TO START PAINTING BUT WHAT A MESS THAT WILL MAKE.
I FOUND AN OLD CLEAVAGE SHOT WHILE CLEANING OUT SOME OF MY FILES AND PUT IT ON MY FLICKR SO I WOULD KNOW WHERE IT WAS BUT THEN TOOK IT OFF PUBLIC.
I WOULD DATE CALVIN BUT AM NOT IN PORTLAND AND ALMOST FORGOT I AM UNLOVEABLE.
I AM RAMBLING.

posted by ethylene 14 March | 14:47

WE WERE GOING TO DO CATERER TASTINGS THIS WEEKEND BUT KYLEG GAVE UP MEAT FOR LENT. HE SAID, 'LETS EAT CAKE!' AND I SAID, 'OK!' BUT WE CANNOT EAT DELICIOUS TASTY CAKE UNTIL APRIL 15TH! NOW I REALLY WANT CAKE!

posted by viachicago 14 March | 15:17

8 INTERVIEWS IN ONE DAY IS TOO MANY! I'M TIRED!

BUT I STILL HAVE TWO MORE TO DO!

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 14 March | 15:27

I AM STRESSED ABOUT WORK. I AM ANXIETY-RIDDEN OVER A STUPID JOB THAT I DON'T NEED. IT SUCKS TO BE A WORKER-BEE.

posted by LoriFLA 14 March | 15:49

I JUST NICKED MYSELF ON A PIECE OF PORCELAIN AND THIS HAS SOMEHOW RESULT IN MOST THREE FINGERS ON TWO HANDS BEING COVERED IN LIQUID BANADAGE.

posted by ethylene 14 March | 16:08

OF
ADD AN OF
I SHOULD OBVIOUSLY DRINK MORE
I CAN BE FOUND BY FOLLOWING THE STRING OF DROPPED PARTICIPLES AND CONJUNCTIONS.

posted by ethylene 14 March | 16:12

What about FALCONS ON A PLANE!?

I GOT BEATEN AT AN EBAY AUCTION ON THE WEEKEND BY SOMEONE OUTBIDDING ME WITH 16 FUCKING SECONDS TO GO! BY THE TIME I HAD THOUGHT "DO I WANT THIS BADLY ENOUGH TO BID OVER THAT" AND DECIDED THAT, YES, I DID WANT IT THAT BADLY, IT WAS TOO FUCKING LATE!

posted by dg 14 March | 18:38

HE WHO HESITATES GETS THE SQUEAKY WHEEL!

SORRY, DG!

posted by Specklet 14 March | 18:42

I DIDN'T KNOW THERE EVEN WAS A NY MEETUP ON SUNDAY, AND I MADE OTHER PLANS. DANGIT ALL TO HECK!!!!! I DO WANT TO BE THERE WHEN ESSEXJAN COMES IN, THOUGH.

posted by redvixen 14 March | 19:40

ETHYLENE UNLOVABLE?! UNPOSSIBLE!!

posted by deborah 14 March | 20:45

I can't shout. I just put the kids to bed. I am with you though, gaspode.

posted by carmina 14 March | 21:17

ETHYLENE YOU ARE LOVABLE

posted by halonine 14 March | 21:50

AND, BEST WISHES GASPODE!

posted by halonine 14 March | 21:51

WINDOWS AUTOMATIC UPDATES ASKS ME EVERY 10 MINUTES IF I WANT TO RESTART MY COMPUTER!

Instead of acknowledging the prompt just slide the dialog box under your start bar. It'll sit there waiting and won't pop up in the middle of the screen again.

posted by Mitheral 15 March | 10:22

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