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14 March 2007

I hate Jaslene... →[More:]she can't walk, she's annoying as hell, and her voice makes me want to kill someone. Come on, Tyra! Send her packing!

post by: eamondaly at: 23:32 | 7 comments

But do you hate Jaslene more than you hate Renee?

I missed tonight's episode, but I read the forums at TWOP and it sounded like a GOOD one! Can't wait to catch it on TiVo.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 14 March | 23:33

I don't know who Jaslene is. But I know that Tyra comes on right before Ellen. And I love Ellen.

Yay! I contributed!

posted by mudpuppie 14 March | 23:49

Do you hate her voice more than Jael's voice? I mean, how is that possible. I want to rip out Jael's vocal chords. She sounds like a combination of Anna Nicole Smith on her very best drugs, and that stoner girl from the Apple commercials a few years ago, with a few extra quadluudes thrown in for good measure.

I also loathe the way Natasha squints up her eyes whenever someone is talking to her.

I like Brittany and someone else whose name I don't know yet.

posted by iconomy 15 March | 08:06

Natasha is my favorite, but I know she won't win.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 15 March | 09:34

!!!

It's official: TPS, you are the Anti-me.

posted by eamondaly 15 March | 10:00

Who is your favorite? Frankly, these girls are all pretty ugly. I watching Season 1 on DVD the other day; now those girls were MODELS.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 15 March | 10:09

It does seem that with each cycle, the girls get less and less "modelesque".

My take so far:

-Jaslene: Seems way too skinny but very chameleon-like, adaptable. Good photos, although kind of tranny-ish in some.
-Renee: Mean, petty, bland - the means ones never win. Always making faces or rolling her eyes or complaining.
-Natasha: Squinty pollyanna with superfug hair
-Whitney: She's SO average looking. I can't believe she was picked for this show.
-Jael: The voice! Argh. As a model she isn't bad, but not great. I like her look though.
-Felicia: I like her. I have nothing bad to say about her. Yet. Takes good photos.
-Dionne: She's ok. Nothing bad to say about her either. She really hasn't made an impression either way.
-Birdface: I don't know her name. The one with the long body and short legs and short brown hair. Birdface.
-Diana: She's ok, but she cries too much. She's also Renee's partner in pettiness and meanness. Does not take good photos.
-Brittany: Odd face, but I like her the best. Love the red hair and pale skin combo. She takes gorgeous photos.

posted by iconomy 15 March | 10:41

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