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11 March 2007

For some reason I started Photoshopping hairdos jonmc could've gotten. Won't you join me?

post by: Hellbient at: 21:16 | 40 comments

real cut:
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rainbowfro:
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buckwheat:
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and then of course I had to see the booth version:
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posted by Hellbient 11 March | 21:17

That last one is awesome. Btw, might as well photoshoop that zit off.

posted by puke & cry 11 March | 21:20

you know, I started doing that, then I imagined jon cursing me for doing it (for not keeping it real or something. Heh). Damn, now I feel bad...

posted by Hellbient 11 March | 21:22

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"The Ahmadinejad"

posted by CitrusFreak12 11 March | 21:34

maybe admin can do a replace with the zit free...

real cut:
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rainbowfro:
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buckwheat:
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jericurl:
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booth version:
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posted by Hellbient 11 March | 21:36

The obvious move:

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posted by cortex 11 March | 21:49

The less obvious, kind of horrifying move:

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posted by cortex 11 March | 21:57

holy crap cortex, that is creepy.

posted by Hellbient 11 March | 22:01

I call it The Geldof.

posted by cortex 11 March | 22:02

Arrrgh, it looks like Pink from The Wall, right before he cuts his nipple off!

posted by pieisexactlythree 11 March | 22:09

And I'm just vamping now:

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posted by cortex 11 March | 22:16

you people are some sick fuckers. But i remain devastatingly handsome no matter what you do.

posted by jonmc 11 March | 22:36

All I can say is, please don't ever shave yur head, honey. ; )

*orders rainbow wig*

posted by Pips 11 March | 22:38

just throwin' some ideas out there for ya jon, just throwin' some ideas out there for ya.

posted by Hellbient 11 March | 22:54

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The Marge.

posted by arse_hat 11 March | 22:54

OMFG, that's hilarious, arsehat.

(Is all the hair blue?)

posted by Pips 11 March | 23:03

I ain't tellin'
:P

posted by arse_hat 11 March | 23:06

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The MTM.

posted by arse_hat 11 March | 23:18

cortex made me laugh out loud. Twice.

posted by interrobang 11 March | 23:19

Oops I posted this in the original thread by mistake.

posted by chococat 11 March | 23:20

Arse_hat, I don't look half bad with that MTM. and some capri pants would show off my cute ass. This could be a whole new look...

posted by jonmc 11 March | 23:25

jon, I'll let my eyebrows grow out and be your Mr. Grant.

posted by arse_hat 11 March | 23:38

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The Ray.

posted by arse_hat 11 March | 23:52

My apologies in advance, I may be extra-warped after having entered a few Fark Photoshop contests, but when I thought of a jonmc makeover, I was thinking of this, so, I had to give him both the hair, and the t-shirt.
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Because he IS "extremely macho by broccoli standards".

posted by wendell 12 March | 00:14

EEEE chococat! He looks like Oedipus after he figured out who Jocasta was.

posted by brujita 12 March | 00:23

And the mockery continues...
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(yes, that hair was taken directly off a picture of TV painter Bob Ross)
And if I haven't gone low enough...
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He's the King!

posted by wendell 12 March | 00:44

Sorry everyone, CitrusFreak12 totally owned this thread with "The Ahmadinejad".

Although on preview wendell's "burger king" shoop is a front runner.

posted by puke & cry 12 March | 01:11

My internet connection went down again for a while so, bored and in possession of a "jonmc-head" I'd isolated for my previous work, I inserted him into some "Fark Cliche" pictures I had.

First, jonmakbar...
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jon as Francis Bacon (because everything's better with Bacon)...
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and finally, because he's a proud New Yorker, I had to insert him into one of the most infamous photoshop fakes of all time...
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I am so so so sorry.

posted by wendell 12 March | 02:54

I'm waiting to see the "Ha ha!" guy.

posted by knave 12 March | 05:52

LMFAO at this whole thread. Love the Marge Simpson, arsey.

posted by chewatadistance 12 March | 08:01

YAY!

posted by danostuporstar 12 March | 08:23

*sigh*

I know I'm beautiful, y'all, but you people are way too fascinated with my head.

posted by jonmc 12 March | 08:35

Can't.Stop.Laughing... have to keep blotting my eyes. Wendell, that Burger King's the shitz. How 'bout an Anna Nicole Smith?

These need to be printed and laminated.

(you're a good sport, honey : )

posted by Pips 12 March | 10:27

I know it's old, but since I see the photoshopping has expanded to Jon in other contexts I'll drop my KubrickMC in the mix:

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Drink up my horrorshow droogies!

posted by safetyfork 12 March | 11:16

The obvious move:

So jonmc is Rob Halford with a wig?

posted by ROU Xenophobe 12 March | 11:42

Haha thanks puke & cry.
The King made me laugh out loud. I think it's the smile that does it :P

posted by CitrusFreak12 12 March | 12:33

I am so glad I didn't click on this in the two minutes spare I had at work today. There isn't much hilarity in our office and my team mates think I'm weird as it is.

posted by essexjan 12 March | 12:51

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"The Groucho"

Note to self: Invent sexual positions/acts named "The Ahmadinejad" and "The Groucho" before death.

posted by CitrusFreak12 12 March | 13:20

two more.
Twisted Sister:
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David Banner:
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posted by Hellbient 12 March | 17:35

These are outstanding!! Glad you're such a good sport, jon. And I wish I had photoshop talents like you guys.

posted by redvixen 12 March | 18:53

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