OOPS, ADMINS, WOULD YOU PLEASE MOVE EVERYTHING INSIDE AS IS PROPER FOR A SHOUTING THREAD? THAT IS EVERYTHING AFTER "SHOUTING THREAD!" SHOULD GO INSIDE. SOWWY!

WE'RE REALLY SLOW RIGHT NOW! FINALLY I HAVE THE TIME TO DO ALL THE THINGS I REALLY LIKE DOING! BUT I'M SO DAMN TIRED!

I'M TAKING NEXT THURSDAY OFF, TO LAY AROUND THE RUSSIAN TURKISH BATHS AND GO SHOPPING! YAY!

I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO WORK PROPERLY ALL WEEK BECAUSE OF THE FIRE IN OUR BUILDING'S BASEMENT THAT KNOCKED OUT ALL THE POWER!

I'M GETTING MY HAIR CUT TODAY, YAY!

OH YEA, AND I REALLY NEED A HAIRCUT VERY BADLY!

MY MEDUSA RINGLETS ARE GOING TO BE AT THE MERCY OF THE CURLY HAIR PLACE ON TUESDAY!! THEY HAVEN'T BEEN CUT IN ALMOST A YEAR AND ARE FULL OF SPLIT ENDS!I DON'T WANT TO GO TO ASTOR PLACE ANYMORE BECAUSE I WITNESSED STAFF BEING HARRASSED!!

SOMEONE I CAN'T STAND WAS AT AWP SO MAYBE IT'S BEST I WASN'T THERE. HE LEANED ON MY BACK AND GRABBED MY HAIR AN HOUR AFTER HE MET ME AND IS ALSO PRONE TO GRABBING MALE AND FEMALE ASSES. HE DIDN'T APOLOGIZE WHEN I TOLD HIM THAT MADE ME UNCOMFORTABLE! HE FUCKING BELONGS ON HOLLABACK!! THE FAT REDHEAD BARTENDER AT THE FOURFACED LIAR ON W 4TH.

I AM GOOFING OFF TODAY BECAUSE I AM ALMOST FINISHED MY CONTRACT AND I FEEL FREE! I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO A FUNDRAISER TONIGHT FOR THE THEATRE COMPANY PRODUCING MY NEXT PLAY BUT THEY HAVE BEEN SLOW AND RUDE SO I AM MAD AT THEM! I AM GOING TO LIE AROUND MY HOUSE ALL DAY AND DRINK TEA AND EAT COOKIES AND TRY TO DECIDE WHAT TO WATCH FROM ALL THE CRAP I'VE DOWNLOADED!

(Does a shouting thread have to be all bad?)

MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE A WILD ANIMAL ATTACKING MY HEAD!!! IT HASN'T BEEN CUT SINCE OCTOBER 2005! AND IT ISN'T GOING TO GET CUT UNTIL MY BILLS ARE CAUGHT UP!

I JUST GOT TO RIP UP TWO DOZEN OLD WIREBOUND PROPOSALS AND RUN THEM THRU THE SHREDDER!! RIPPING THE WIRES OUT IS AN EXTREMELY CATHARTIC PROCESS, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT TO EVERYONE!!! BETTER THAN BUBBLE WRAP!!

I AM A GENTLEBUN!

OOOOH, I LOVE SHREDDING AND FILE-DESTROYING OF ALL SORTS!

I HAVE TO WRITE A PAPER THAT'S DUE AT 7PM AND I DON'T WANT TO WRITE IT!

ACTUALLY, I KIND OF DO, BECAUSE SOME PARTS OF IT WILL BE REALLY INTERESTING, BUT I DON'T FEEL LIKE STARTING IT IN ORDER TO GET TO THE INTERESTING PARTS!

I'M CONFLICTED!

MY ALLERGIES ARE MAKING ME MAD! HURRY UP AND KICK IN, GRAPESEED EXTRACT! I'M HOPING THAT MY THROAT IS SCRATCHY BECAUSE OF THE ALLERGIES, BUT I'M AFRAID IT'S AN IMPENDING COLD. I HAVE TOO MUCH TO DO THIS WEEKEND TO FIGHT OFF A COLD.

ALSO, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT YOU THINK IT'S OKAY TO RUN UP AND DOWN MY STREET WITH A NOISY SHOPPING CART, SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS, AT 2.45 IN THE MORNING?!? NEXT TIME I'M NOT GOING TO YELL "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE" OUT MY WINDOW, I'M GOING TO CALL THE COPS. AND, IN THE SAME VEIN, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU SNOBBY LITTLE RICH BITCHES, THAT YOU THINK IT'S OKAY TO STAND RIGHT UNDERNEATH MY WINDOW AND YELL BACK AND FORTH TO EACH OTHER AT 6.15 IN THE MORING?!? THE NEXT TIME I KNOCK ON MY WINDOW AND YOU START YELLING AT THE WINDOW, I'M GOING TO THROW RAW EGGS AT YOU! FUCK YOU!

ON PREVIEW: OCCHI, IT'S TOTALLY OKAY TO WRITE THE INTERESTING PARTS FIRST!

I FINALLY WAS ABLE TO WRITE DOWN WHAT I WANT TO SAY TO MY BOYFRIEND AFTER THE "DISCUSSION" WE HAD ON MONDAY NIGHT THAT LEFT ME ALL WEEPY AND TEARY! BUT HE'S GOING OUT WITH HIS FRIENDS TONIGHT AND I HAVE TO WAIT TILL TOMORROW TO SAY WHAT I NEED TO SAY! I DON'T WANT TO BE A SUCKY GIRLFRIEND AND INTERRUPT HIS PLANS, BUT I ALSO DON'T WANT TO GO STIR-CRAZY AND DO WHAT I DID MONDAY NIGHT, WHICH WAS DRINK MOST OF A BOTTLE OF PORT AND WAKE UP WITH A HANGOVER! DISTRACT ME, BUNNIES, PLEASE?!?

YO SPECK, I GOT GANG-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS OUT AT FIVE SHOUTING AND BIRDCALLING UNDER MY WINDOW! YOUNG PUNKS WITH TWO HATS EACH AND BIG COATS SPEAKING LENGUA AT THE TOP OF THEY VOICES, LOOKING LIKE THEY STRAPPED, I DON'T WANT NO FIREFIGHT AT FIVE AM, SPECIALLY WHEN THEY DOING THE SHOOTING! SO I TUCK MY ASS BACK INTO BED AND STAY WARM AND ALIVE! SHIT!

SPECKLET, I FIND THAT I DON'T WORK UP A GOOD "WRITING VOICE" UNTIL ABOUT 200 WORDS INTO SOMETHING. SINCE THE FIRST BIT IS THE BORING BIT, AND NEEDS TO BE ABOUT 400 WORDS, IT PRETTY MUCH MAKES SENSE TO START THERE!

OR ELSE TO USE UP MY 200 BORING WORDS HERE ON MECHA FIRST! HA!

ALSO, IN RELATION TO THIS PAPER, I HATE COGNITIVE-BEHAVIORAL THERAPY! THERE ARE TOO MANY NUMBERS INVOLVED! PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE NUMBERS!

OH NOEZ, IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH COGNITIVE BEHAVIOURAL THERAPY? WONDERING WHAT KIND OF HEAD-SHRINKER I SHOULD BE LOOKING FOR WHEN I GO TO GLASGOW.. FOR BEHAVIOUR-FIXIN' SORT OF THERAPY!

I HAVE A MILLION THINGS TO DO AND I DON'T WANT TO DO ANY OF THEM. ALSO, I'M GOING TO CHARLESTON THIS WEEKEND BUT I HAVE A SORE THROAT. THIS CANNOT TURN INTO A COLD; I HAVE TO BE OKAY FOR THE WEEKEND. WHICH IS ANOTHER DEATH TOURISM TRIP EXCEPT AFTER THE DAMN MEMORIAL I DO GET TO GO OUT TO THE BEACH AND DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FOR 24 HOURS AND I AM SO LOOKING FORWARD TO IT YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE.

GODDAMNIT I JUST LOOKED AT THE WEATHER AND IT'S GOING TO FUCKING RAIN IN CHARLESTON THIS WEEKEND. THIS IS NOT OKAY.

COGNITIVE BEHAVIORAL THERAPY SEEMS VERY EFFECTIVE, AND PROBABLY LIKE A GODSEND FOR SCIENTIFIC-Y TYPE PEOPLE! IT IS ALL ABOUT QUANTIFYING PROGRESS AND MAKING CONCRETE INTERVENTIONS AND VARIOUS OTHER GOOD THINGS! BUT THE TEXT WE ARE USING IS WRITTEN AS IF IT WERE A SCIENCE TEXTBOOK, AND IT'S ALL "n=1" THIS AND "RANDOMIZED CONTROLLED TRIALS" THAT AND I AM JUST REALLY NOT A SCIENCE-Y PERSON! I FIND THE JARGON ANNOYING AND OFF-PUTTING AND NEEDLESSLY MYSTIFYING!

(Basically, I think it's a great therapy if you, as either a client or a therapist, are of a more rational/science mindset. It's just that I am not of a rational/science mindset with regards to this topic, and while I think there are definitely useful tools I can get from studying CBT, I'm having trouble buying into the thing wholesale.)

MY HUSBAND'S UNCLE PROBABLY HAD A STROKE LAST NIGHT BUT NOBODY WANTED TO CALL AN AMBULANCE. I GOT A CALL AROUND 10PM. MY MIL STATED THAT HE HADN'T SPOKEN SINCE AN EARLY DINNER AND WAS SLUMPED OVER IN A CHAIR, WHAT SHOULD SHE DO? WTF! WAKE HIM, TALK TO HIM, SEE WHAT'S GOING ON. CALL 911, YOU STRANGE, STRANGE PEOPLE!

I HAVE A HEADACHE. AGAIN.

I LOVE THE WORD GENTLEBUN!

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AUIPODREPAIRS.COM? I SENT YOU MY IPOD AND ASKED YOU TO FIX IT AND NOW YOU HAVE SENT IT BACK WITHOUT IT BEING FIXED! ALL THE EMAILS I SEND YOU GET BOUNCED AND I CAN'T GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU ANY OTHER WAY AND I WANT MY FUCKING IPOD TO BE WORKING AGAIN! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

A BROTHER AND SISTER WERE KILLED YESTERDAY ON THE WAY TO HIGH SCHOOL. THE BROTHER WAS DRIVING TOO FAST FOR THE SNOWY, WET ROAD, SLID, AND WRAPPED THE CAR AROUND A TREE. I TOOK MY DAUGHTER AND A FRIEND TO THE SITE TO PLACE FLOWERS. THERE WERE TWO HUNDRED PEOPLE LAST NIGHT, TONIGHT PEOPLE KEPT COMING AND GOING. WHILE WE'RE ALL STANDING THERE, A TRUCK GOES BY, SLOWS DOWN, AND THE ASSHOLE DRIVER YELLS OUT "HA HA!" BASTARD INCONSIDERATE F**K!!!! PEOPLE SUCK!!


I ALSO LOVE THE WORD GENTLEBUN. Could I be a ladybun?