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07 March 2007
Making peace with your celeb look-a-like →[More:] So tonight, I got my second Ellen. I love Ellen. But I'm going to have to do some work to be at peace with me resembling her. The first Ellen, I could dismiss, with people saying "no, I don't see it" - but tonight, I got an unsolicited, second, Ellen. Huh.
Oops, I thought we were talking about some kind of online whoosit. In real-world interactions, nobody ever says I look like a celebrity, only random dudes that they know from the bar or the piercing studio or the record store or whatever.
I've gotten Winona Ryder and Jason Jennifer Leigh. I see the Jason Jennifer Leigh far more than the Winona Ryder. However, I don't think I look like either of them. (I do think some of my glances/looks - especially when I have light hair resemble something of Jennifer Jason Leigh.)
I think the Winona Ryder comment was just because my boyfriend thought it would get him in my pants. (This was way back in the early 90s.)
I guess I'm negatively inclined because I got a bad, published review in the paper that said something like "A bad Ellen DeGeneris, whom she resembles."
So tonight, in a positive, social situation, I was kinda floored by the Ellen thing.
I can see I have the same body type as Ellen, roughly (which is kind of a decent thing, in today's crazybodyworld), and maybe the nose, but it still is a mental hurdle.
I get Liza Minelli all.the.damn.time. Even on Metafilter. I've grown used to it. Plus, sometimes I do see old pictures of her, and I think, damn, that really does look like me (of course, I can't find any of them online right now).
box, that's a pretty neat toy. Apparently, I look like lawrence Lessig, Garry Kasparov, Gene Hackman, Peter Ustinov, Kevin Mitnick, Zeng Quinghong, Anthony Hopkins, Georges Simenon, Howard Dean and Al Pacino.
One person used to insist I looked like Brendan Fraser, but nobody else agreed. I think that is a good thing. I can't think of anybody else right off the bat.
Every time I leave the house, someone tells me I look like Johnny Depp. It really annoyed me for a few years, but I think I'm beginning to get used to it.
When I was about nine someone told me I looked like Hayley Mills; in Junior High, I got Benny Hill--anyone who tells me that now will be missing an eyeball.
When I was in my early twenties and had really short hair, a couple of people told me they thought I looked a bit like Robert Fripp. As a fan of his, I didn't much mind.
When I was in my late twenties and had shoulder-length hair, a couple of people told me they thought I looked a bit like Neil Diamond. As a, um, non-fan of his, I was saddened.
Now that I'm middle-aged, I just sorta look potato-faced. Which, y'know, I can live with.
Someone at work the other week said I look like Chris Sligh . Now everybody is calling me 'Sligh' in the office. Obviously, I am not cool with that although he is a cool guy, but I DO NOT WANT TO BE TOLD THAT I LOOK LIKE HIM!
My brother looked like Doogie Howser when he was younger. When the movie "Stand By Me" came out, I looked like River Phoenix. It was probably the haircut.
I used to get Punky Brewster all the time when I was a kid and that show was on. When Doogie Howser was on, I got Wanda. Most recently (a few years ago, when the show was more popular), I was told a few times that I look like Piper from Charmed. I think all those comparisons are flattering, and I don't see the resemblances too much myself, except maybe to Punky.
I used to get Brooke Shields, all the time, and actually I can see it, since we both have scary Irish eyebrows. In a weird coincidence, my father and her father were pretty good friends for a while. I never met her though. There's another one, some really famous actress, who I get occasionally but I have thrown up a protective mental block between me and her name. ;-)
I used to get Isabella Rosselini in high school and college all the time. I thought it was the hair until my my mother told me she used to get Ingrid Bergman in high school. Then in college someone told her she looked like Bob Dylan and she stopped listening to people altogether.
I had a landlord who insisted I looked like one of the Tillys (I never remember which)--it became creepy because he also insisted upon collecting rent personally.
I used to get Tarantino all the time, usually from people that didn't know me, that were just seeing me for the first time. Like waitresses, people at checkout stands. Maybe it was the chin, particularly from the right angle.
When I was in my 20's there was a Tom Petty CD that came out, and someone at work photocopied the back of it and put up a sign that said "Doug, is this you?" Other than that I can't remember ever being told I look like someone famous.
I am told repeatedly I have something from Julia Roberts. Me thinks: her talent, maebe? I don't think so. Also, someone, somewhere said I looked like Juliette Binoche (had short fluffy hair back then). And another that I look like Kristin Scott Thomas in the brunette version. I hate the English Patient with a vengeance.
Finally, one Halloween my friends and I decided to dress as Charlie's Angels (the classic version). I was casted as Kate Jackson.
Oh, and how could I forget my most recent (and by far favorite) celbrity comparison: Sarah Silverman.
Oh my god, I was just thinking, "She forgot Sarah Silverman" when I read your previous comment (and no, it ain't just the smart, funny Jewish girl thing).
I get Reese Witherspoon and a young Bonnie Hunt. I think the latter is probably closer.
Rossi is a blonde? The plot thickens.
I also dig Katherine Keener. This thread is for all my crushes.