my limpet houseguest →
[More:]My houseguest, who's here for a week, will NOT do anything on her own! She came to my work for lunch. She's been hanging out at the cafe next door for an hour and a half waiting for me to get off work. Sure, she wants to exercise after work with me. Oh. Not that kind. How about a stroll? OK, let's get dinner. Oh, that doesn't sound good. How about this Expensive-Place-You'll-Have-To-Drive-Me-To-Because-I-Didn't-Rent-A-Car instead?
I am such a chump.