At least I didn't use beefcake butt...

hm, #7 is pretty cute :)

I don't know why but I think cute #7 should be a character on Heroes.

Ug. Most of them just don't do it for me. Numbers 6,7, and 8 aren't all that bad. Eleven hundred women?! Whew!
I did go to a male review once. Six guys, and probably a couple of hundred women. It was all well and good for a while, then I started feeling sorry for the guys. Those women were animals!!!!

I started feeling sorry for the guys. Those women were animals!!!!

Don't bother, vix. Trust me, it's most straight men's fantasy to disrobe in front of a horde of wildly appreciative women.

Why do all of them wax their eyebrows so aggressively?!?

Just a guess, but they probably wax aggressively because some kind of bossman, possibly one of these guys, tells them to.

Or, if you don't like that explanation: because they're walking a tightrope of male sexual signifiers and stereotypes, and must therefore be very careful. Thick eyebrows signify age--and, even worse, bearishness.

Or, if you don't like that explanation: it is in the interest of Chippendale dancers to conceal their shocked surprise when people say things like 'It's most straight men's fantasy to disrobe in front of a horde of wildly appreciative women.'

So, I wonder how much they had to pay for the privilege of performing? Coz, I mean, it would be worth quite a bit, I think.

I'm just confused. The article said, "The dancers, wearing tight leather pants and boxer shorts..." How do you wear leather pants and boxers at the same time? Or were some wearing just the pants and others wearing just boxers?