Have you ever been "that guy"? →[More:]You know, the guy who sits down at random tables at a bar with a cigarette in hand, spewing out his sob story? The guy who has strangers leading him out by the shoulders to over the nearest bushes? The guy who has random women he's never met (boobies!) coming up to the bar to hug and console him about whatever he's drowning his sorrows in that night? That guy who has the bartenders, the security people, and even the people gathered outside the bar (who the hell
were all those people?) greet him by name when he shambles outside toward his friend's car hours after last rounds? You know, that guy at the bar who's obviously a complete wreck and made a fool out of himself in front of the karaoke machine hours ago?
Please tell me that I'm not the only person who's ever lived through tonight.