I bet the giant pink bunny on the hillside has ;)

The onslaught of constant logins had left the internet a shambles. The computer companies were no longer able to keep up with the increasing needs of the average computer user as PCs everywhere crumbled under the weight of cookies. Most users were driven insane, doomed to wander about uttering mixed-case phrases incorporating numbers. Those who kept the same password across all sites were easily hacked and the funds therefrom helped establish the new technodespots. It was a...

Oh wait, this isn't MeFi, and I can't get favorited for making a comment-fable.

I joined, but mainly to get a low user number for when Yoogle puchases it in 2009.