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15 February 2007
Breaking NewsJoe Famous is in the hospital after being involved in a hit-and-run accident last night.→[More:] I don't know any more details at this time, but once my supervisor gets more information, I'll release the details.
OMG. I'll be sure to send him happy thoughts. Please pass them on verbally in case my telepathy isn't working right today. I hope everything is as good as it can possibly be.
Very brief update: Because this is the subject of an ongoing investigation, his family is choosing not releasing any more details at this time. (In fact, I may have jumped the gun by posting as much as I did here, but honestly, the more "good vibes" that are being sent the better, I think.) I can report, however, that he was conscious after the accident and that his family is with him.
Dang, and I sent him a Valentine yesterday. I'll have to e-mail him my regards. I'm sure they will rebuild him using the latest in cybernetic components. I expect him to come back with at least one bionic middle finger!
aw damn! please add me to the list of people seriously hoping things are okay.
if i could be reincarnated as a superhero it'd be a totally awesome big domme amazon type cyclista with a fixed gear that transforms into a supersonic jet, a gatling gun brassiere and death ray eyes. i'd target hit and run drivers for the good of all mankind. those fuckers totalled one of my alltime favourite roadbikes years ago back when I was too young and broke to replace it. death to hit and run drivers, i say!!!