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13 February 2007
whining thread My eyes hurt. I'm surrounded by morons. It's cold and raining. It's only Tuesday. There is nothing interesting on the internet.
Although you are a happy pixie now, have you tried the stumbleupon extension for Firefox? I've been using it for the past couple of days and it's rather fine.
Also, I just made parsnip+potato soup and it was lovely. That was interesting. To me, at least. Not 'Specklet interesting', it must be said, but there you go.
A woman goes to a tax preparer. She sits down, and he prepares her form.
"Occupation?" he asks.
"Whore." she replies.
"No, no, no, that won't do. We've got to call it something else." stammered the preparer.
"How about high-end call girl?" she offered.
"Still not good, the IRS won't accept that!" he exclaimed.
"Okay," she said, "then try Chicken Farmer."
"Chicken Farmer? What does that have to do with being a hooker?"
"Well," she explained, "last year I raised 450 little peckers."
"Chicken Farmer it is!"