A father, Coward describes himself as active in Holy Light Pentecostal Church in the City of Poughkeepsie, and “ready to do the work of the Lord.”

in a pair of Jimmy Choo stilletos with a Prada handbag, even.

A few years ago, there was a big story about a woman who stole a bunch of lingerie from Victoria's Secret. Not just a few bras, but a wide assortment.

For small-ish communities, this is the funnest kind of news.

And yes, funnest is a word. Because I said so.