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09 February 2007

Number 1 ...on the not-recommended-activities list:→[More:] Going bed shopping with the ex who has (repeatedly) broken your heart.

What's on YOUR not-recommended-activities list?

post by: dersins at: 16:18 | 11 comments

trying to work whilst the construction team upstairs is operating a Sawzall

posted by lonefrontranger 09 February | 16:20

Don't tug on Superman's cape.

posted by BoringPostcards 09 February | 16:29

Going bed shopping with the ex who has (repeatedly) broken your heart.

Why!?

*thinks over personal list*

posted by danostuporstar 09 February | 16:32

I have no real-life experience to go with this, but I think trying to pee into a Cobra's mouth might not end too well.

posted by Hellbient 09 February | 16:34

Why!?

Why go, or why is it not recommended?

posted by dersins 09 February | 16:39

Why would you be bed shopping with (repeated) ex?

posted by danostuporstar 09 February | 16:40

Hypothetically, one might end up doing that sort of thing if one were asked to, and if one were also a fucking chump who couldn't say "No, that would make me feel confused, uncomfortable, and very sad."

Hypothetically.

posted by dersins 09 February | 16:43

Heh, I see.

posted by danostuporstar 09 February | 17:01

I'm with ya, dersins.

I also don't recommend shaving with a butter knife.
Or a machete.

Or a weasel.

posted by Hellbient 09 February | 17:03

Instead of saying, "No, that would make me feel confused, uncomfortable, and very sad," you might also consider:

"Too many stains on the old mattress, then?"

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 09 February | 17:16

Do not fry bacon naked. In fact, don't fry anything naked but especially bacon.

posted by Mitheral 09 February | 20:44

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