I met a crackhead at the bar tonight... →[More:]
And I know he was a crackhead because we had a conversation that went like this:
"I'm so high."
"High on what?"
*finger against nose, snorts*
"Oh..."
"You can have some if you want...
"No, I'm fine, thanks."
Unfortunately, this isn't the first time I've encountered a crackhead. One stole my lighter in London. Jerk.