Ahh, the duality of man. I remember when I worked in a bookstore, Howard Stern's book came out the same week as Pope John Paul II's. You'd be amazed how many customers bought both at once.

The name Boobie Bungalow was clearly thought up by someone who is out to destroy the sleaze industry from the inside out. Either that or it was thought up by me, at the age of 16, in the middle of a serious Mexican ditch weed session. Jesus wept.

Ah, that's ubiquitous down here - can't pick up a pen to write a check at a convenience store that isn't from some baptist church. My favorite was a sign outside a home cookin' restaurant not too far from here: "Jesus is Lord, best biscuits in town".

Strip bars and churches should be combined so you can immediately absolve yourself of any sin that has just occurred. Morality needs sin just like the Pope needs blessed toilet paper in the woods.

I took that same picture -- or close enough -- in the summer of 2003.

I also really like saying "Boobie Bungalow" and will now promptly leave my cube so I can do so several times, aloud, without disturbing anyone.