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01 February 2007

I have never crapped a watermelon but ... →[More:]I imagine it would feel similar to giving birth to this baby.

post by: essexjan at: 19:07 | 15 comments

I'm sorry, but all I can think of is 'goatse vagina.' Don't mind me... I think of goatse entirely too much anyway.

posted by pieisexactlythree 01 February | 19:14

That's not a baby, that's a toddler! Ow!

posted by Specklet 01 February | 19:17

That's not a toddler, that's a linebacker! Ow!

posted by jonmc 01 February | 19:24

This reminds me of the "it's a vagina, not a clowncar" thread. Good times.

posted by pieisexactlythree 01 February | 19:26

Heh, that's been doing the rounds at work recently - it's on the BBC as well. Both reports don't say how it was delivered - any which way, it would have needed some serious drugs to kill the pain of that coming out.

posted by TheDonF 01 February | 19:30

Oh thanks a bunch for that, jan. That's exactly what I need to see right now!

posted by jrossi4r 01 February | 19:34

Actually it would feel similar to crapping out that baby. In which case I must scold you slightly for swallowing an entire baby. That's just overeating and isn't good for your heart.

This story reminds me of my favorite sub genre of porn - meloning. It is an offshoot of fisting. I'm not big on watermelons though, I think honeydew melons are just right in terms of eroticism. For a real treat rent Melanie Melons Gets Meloned 5.

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 01 February | 19:36

I read it was a c-section.

I actually have given birth-the regular way- to a nine pound one 1/4 oz baby and it was like pooping a cantaloupe.

posted by bunnyfire 01 February | 20:14

Holy shit.

That is all.

posted by phoenixc 01 February | 20:57

TheDonf: That is actually a different baby. The one you linked to is from Brazil. This guy is from Mexico.

posted by CitrusFreak12 01 February | 21:51

I love the name. Antonio Vasconcelos. How could you ever go wrong with a name like that? And surely this mother had gestational diabetes. Or it's a freak of nature. He's precious either way!

posted by LoriFLA 01 February | 21:55

LoriFLA --- I thought the same thing. Gest. diabetes has to be the cause. Also, wtf no way this came out of a vag.

posted by viachicago 01 February | 23:11

On behalf of every man on Earth, I feel humbled, and, uh, small.

posted by paulsc 02 February | 00:16

This baby can only have been delivered by section. A lady in Poland last month gave birth to 15lb baby so similar weight.

posted by Wilder 02 February | 17:57

According to an article I read about this baby, his parents also have a daughter, born weighing almost twelve pounds.
God, I hope they don't want a third, if the upwards trend in size continues.

also, my second was 9 pounds, 6 ounces, and I'm only 5 feet 1 inch tall. natural delivery. no drugs. three hour labor. yes, I'm bragging.

posted by redvixen 02 February | 20:12

← proceeds to shred a killer solo with the volume at 11 || Don't mind me, again. →

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