Same here - go figure.

It seems I'm a book snob.

I'm also a literate good citizen.

Book Snob here too.

Obsessive-Compulsive Bookworm

I don't know that I'd agree with that.

Your Result: Dedicated Reader
You are always trying to find the time to get back to your book. You are convinced that the world would be a much better place if only everyone read more.

OMG liturature quiz haiku!

Literate Good Guy?
Dedicated to Reading?
Obsessive Book Worm?

What Kind of Reader Are You?
Your Result: Obsessive-Compulsive Bookworm


You're probably in the final stages of a Ph.D. or otherwise finding a way to make your living out of reading. You are one of the literati. Other people's grammatical mistakes make you insane.

What's up with all the haikus Doohickie?

Many martinis
Clouding judgment... in fact,
Worse than usual

Vaguely Psychotic Borderline Personality.

LOL! In that case, I'm impressed!

i'm a dedicated reader. i tried changing my answers a bunch of times, but it didn't matter. no matter what i say, i'm only a dedicated reader. never will i achieve any other rank. alas.

According to the quiz: Dedicated Reader--but there were too many questions where I was a square peg.

I'm a Book Snob too, but that quiz sucked.

Obsessive-Compulsive Bookworm

I long ago self-diagnosed as a book fetishist, but there's nothing OCD about it. I can stop any time I want to. I just don't want to right now. OK?

O/C Bookworm, but like Brujita, my particulars didn't always fit with the intent of the questions.

For one thing... the "which set of books" question? I've read all the books in all those sets... except maybe "Carrie" - but I've read other Steven King so pretty much same/same.

And the Best Sellers question didn't contain my real answer, which would be "read a few pages of the text to see if it's worthwhile to pick it up". I almost never read reviews because they give way too much information away, and I would neither automatically read nor not read a book because it's popular.

I was curious about that question, so I tried some different answer combos and found that how you answer this can change whether you are a Dedicated Reader, or an O/C Bookworm - if you say "Too plebian (sic)", instead of, say, "look up the review" you can become the Bookworm, depending on how you've answered some other questions, which is just silly.

Many elements here suggest that this quiz wasn't constructed by a true book lover. Why is the "The Name of the Rose" grouped with "The DaVinci Code" et al? Because they were all made into films? Again, silly. If the intent is to find out if you only read books that become popular movies but aren't necessarily literature there are tons of others to choose from. Tsk.

We should make one of our own. :)

Mmm, I'm apparently a fad reader, which I don't really agree with - there were several questions where I had to best-fit answer. I hit the back button to maybe tweak a few things, but it had trashed my answers. Oh well.

I'm building my bunker for the coming apocalypse out of bookshelves. full of books. what does that make me?

It makes you Thomas Pynchon! You really are Thomas Pynchon, aren't you elizard? Go ahead and admit it.

Your Result: Obsessive-Compulsive Bookworm

Others' errors in grammar suxs.

Literate Good Citizen.

I'm an O/C Bookworm and I knew this even before I took the test!

Apparently I'm a book snob, which kind of surprised me, since I love Terry Pratchett, which I thought protected me against that kind of charge.

Dedicated Reader

Dedicated Reader as well.

I wish the questions had been a lot more specific. Good quiz concept, only okay execution.

Dedicated Reader.

Yet another Literate Good Citizen here. At another point in time, though, I probably would have been a Book Snob.

Obsessive-Compulsive Bookworm

Yet another Literate Good Citizen. Nobody should really be surprised that a lot of people here fit into the same category, of course.

I took it again today just to make sure it was right. This time it just said "Obsessive-Compulsive."

I'm a Literate Good Citizen also.

As am I.
I agree with taz that some questions just weren't worded correctly, or contained the "right" choices.