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31 January 2007
At 8 am Vegas time, I will find out if it is malignant or benign. Either way, it means surgery.
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At 8:30 I'm having breakfast at Denny's with a friend.
Well, one anyway, Wino; one the size of a softball. Anyway, it's just a hydrocele and chemical epididymitis. The onset was simultaneous with my moving up to 400 pound leg presses from 350, so that is the most probable cause.
Oh, and I had the Denny's Mega Meat Lover's Breakfast.
For reason's you'll just have to figure out, your post made me think of this, which probably has more cheese in it than your breakfast did and should at least be good for a laugh. Sure, it's not as funny as a scrotum swollen to the size of a watermelon, but who can compete with that?
"It should be noted that the condition is not usually painful but can be in some cases, but may be distracting as the scrotum can swell to more than the size of a watermelon. The condition does not usually interfere with sexual function."
A hydrocele? Oh, you'll be fine! My son was born with that - by the time of his surgery at three months old, his scrotum was - and I'm not making this up - 10 inches around.
There was a young man from Wyzes..
Who had balls of different sizes.
One was so small
it was no ball at all.
The other one won many prizes.