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Heh. Reminds me of an old Two Ronnies sketch set in a tattoo studio. A man is getting a huge tattoo on his back and after a while the conversation turns to why he wanted the tattoo, to which he says "well, I'm a keen fisherman and one day I caught a really big pair of pollacks and I wanted a reminder of the day." {insert drum roll and cymbal crash here}
I know, it seems like an urban myth that's been printed as a news story... I looked around on Snopes and didn't find anything, but I'm afraid to Google "penis tattoo" while I'm at work.