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26 January 2007
My moral compass has no Magnetic North and I want a cigarette.
Use the sun's moral compass: Poke a metaphorical stick in the ground of your belief structure. Place a stone of inquiry at the tip of its shadow, where light and darkness intersect. Wait ten minutes. Place another stone of inquiry at the tip of its shadow, where love and despair intersect. Draw a line between the two stones.
This is your East/West moral line. The line of moral relativity between the eastern and western philosophies. It will not be exact, though. Depending on your exact location and upbringing, there will be a declination from solar north.
For a more exact moral grounding, you will want to take a second sighting with a second metaphorical stick lined up along the North/South line derived from your first experiment. Now adjust the second metaphorical stick until you can sight the North Star over the tops of both metaphorical sticks. This will give you a true North/South moral compass, and answer once and for all whether industrialized socialism is superior to traditional values.
Hold on tight rainbaby! You can do it sister. It's an evil demon bitch, but you really seem to have a good handle on it. Go eat an apple, or run around the block, just break the thought process and it can help.
P.S. Tangentially, I have a friend whom I believe to be magnetic north for all drugs. Inanimate they may be, but each time a bag of dope is picked up by someone, said dope hopes it is put down a little closer to my friend. This I believe.
Smoking sucks.
The problem is you don't realize this until you've really really quit.
Up until that point you just keep wanting them.
But you're better off without them, and I assume you know that.
Don't do it! Resist! For Great Justice!
Think of quitting as giving priceless gifts to Future Rainbaby:
Skin that is far smoother and clearer
Teeth that are your own
A voice that is supple and strong
Lower risks of lung cancer and heart disease
Lower risks of bladder cancer and colon problems (incontinence is such a drag)
Healthier kids and husband, if you ever roll that way
Lifetime savings in the 5 or 6 figures of US dollars, for a young woman with a normal life expectancy. That is, like, an apartment in Paris you could have, instead.
The worst cravings only last 3 to 5 minutes. You only have to fight them 3 to 5 minutes at a time. Deep or patterned breathing works wonders, when they hit their hardest.
paulsc beat me to the punch. My Dad told me that his accupuncturist told him if you can make it past the first 2 minutes of your inital craving - you are past it.
Have you ever smelled a full ashtray up close? Go take a good whiff of one, that oughtta' help your craving. Yumm-o, huh?
The length of the pang depends on how far along you are. At some point, they'll be like 30 seconds or less, and a simple distraction will have you going "oh I wanted one 15 seconds ago and forgot all about it".
It's easy!