Boy, do I feel foul for having posted that. Foul and ugly. Foul, ugly, and very, very bad in a foul and ugly way. I'm afraid sometimes I enjoy leaking residual spray from the self-abuse hose on those around me, and apologize that this time it was on you folks.

Being said, enjoy.

what exactly is it you just posted there, before i download it?

Mmmmm, I think this has something to do with Ms Hilton. Again. She's in today's Sun, I think. I'd like to point out that I don't read The Sun, but work next to my company's press office who get a phat load of papers delivered every day.

sometimes I enjoy leaking residual spray from the self-abuse hose on those around me

Oh dear God

Something about these ones seem a lot more, I dunno, sweet and normal than her last sex tapes.

Wait, what?

Paging TPS.

I'm assuming, from the things I've seen at all the gossip sites around, that it's Paris Hilton home movies, which were purchased at an auction of the contents of a storage shed that she stopped paying rent on.

I think it's a little tasteless, and I'm glad that unscrupulous netizens are "pirating" the video and distributing it for free. Well, by glad, I mean a little disappointed in the entire internet.

I've finally gotten around to looking at all of the movies in the yousendit file (I didn't compile it myself), and I have to day I'm a wee tad disappointed. I guess it's not everything, and it certainly doesn't seem to be the 'good' parts (my personal interest lies in crazy drug abuse - imagine a mpg or DVD of P.H. on PCP, 2CB, and LSD transmitted via DSL or T3 - wonderful possibilities). After viewing, I'm thinking I probably posted an extended teaser ad for the website (which is the tasteless tastelessly exploiting the tasteless), and now on top of feeling foul, ugly, and very, very bad in a foul, ugly, and very, very bad way I'm feeling cheaply used and not nearly as nasty as I want to be - but far, far from as clean as I want to be.

muddgirl, why're you paging Pinky? Please tell me she has nothing to do with the production or distribution of this net pimple I couldn't resist popping.

Pinky and Paris went to the same elementary school, but ever since Pinky stole Paris' fifth-grade boyfriend, they've never even been in the same room [citation needed].

bonus round.

I'm under the impression that TPS has a celebrity gossip obsession much greater than even my own.