Also, I love the first two letters in the food section. I'm still trying to figure out what the hell a "modern turkey sandwich" is.

I hope I have answered your questions and I encourage you to think about developing a pig milking machine as you eat your bacon in the fixture.

Good Luck

Bradley Wolter
Pork Quality Assurance Intern

Classic! I wonder how Bradley's porcine career is shaping up these days.

I assume that the guy scanned / OCRed these letters to get them on his web page, so I wouldn't be hasty to lay blame for typos.

I also thought Brad gave a reasonable response to the question, complete with facts that most people don't know. I'm missing the hilarity here.

In fact, this game of "playing dumb, in order to waste other people's time" - although it seems ever more popular - just doesn't seem cool to me at all.

Maybe it's not cool, but it sure is funny. I'm only halfway down the page, giggling like a loon.

Pork Quality Assurance Intern in itself is hilarious to me. As is eating bacon in the fixture. Put them together with the idea of milking pigs and, well, instant classic.

(I get the OCR part, but not the scanning. How could scanning create a typo?)

((And yeah I'm a typo king, but then again I'm not a quality assurance intern.))

I also thought Brad gave a reasonable response to the question, complete with facts that most people don't know. I'm missing the hilarity here.

Ummmm...right. So did I. I specifically linked to it because it was awesome and I actually learned something. Not because I thought it was hilarious.

although some of the other letters on that site are pretty funny, I'm not gonna lie...

I have to admit the thought has never, ever crossed my mind. iconomy, you are in sooo much trouble as I would rather have never, ever had the thought cross my mind.

I love all these letters! I wish I was clever enough to write this stuff.

I'm very glad to have Subway inform me that turkey has perhaps been around since before the pilgrims.

Part of a long, admirable tradition.