Miko was asked to take a residency at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, where her perfect physique was carefully measured to establish the new standard proportions against which the statuary of antiquity can be measured to quantify their deviation from the Golden Mean[citation needed].

Specklet was trying to shake zombies off the bonnet of her Jaguar when the car spun off the road.[citation needed]

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Stilicho was the smartest Roman Emperor/blogger that MetaFilter had ever seen, but the flamewars with Honorious grew tiresome.[citation needed]

After three dates, taz suddenly went cold. [citation needed]

*can confirm the taz third-date coldness* :(

Socrates grinned, in an avuncular fashion. With just the slightest hint of an accent marring his nearly-fluent english, he patted Zapruder on the back.

"It's no problem, my friend", the old scholar replied to the tourist. Just remember, that grassy spot was recently sprayed for ants. You wouldn't want to take any photos there, anyway. The shade, you know."

They shook hands and parted ways. At last, Oliver Cromwell would be able to complete his task.

The discovery of a nearly perfectly preserved seanyboy in the Peat Bogs on nearby Ballynahone has finally laid to rest much of the mythology created around previous finds. Although the small glass "spectacles" do appear to be part of the seanyboy physiology the extra vertebrae and the shortage of hands must be attributed to the poor quality of previous sites and the over-zealous imagination of the palaeontologists who made those finds. [citation needed]

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you ruined a beautiful thing!