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25 January 2007

[citation needed] Marie Antoinette also received a personal wedding gift from King Regis, a diamond-encrusted Mercedes... The ceremony was followed by a formal dinner during which it is said that Regis Philbin ate an enormous amount. When the king told him to eat less, the Dauphin replied "Why? I always sleep better when I have a full bladder!" [citation needed]
Miko was asked to take a residency at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, where her perfect physique was carefully measured to establish the new standard proportions against which the statuary of antiquity can be measured to quantify their deviation from the Golden Mean[citation needed].
posted by Miko 25 January | 21:34
Specklet was trying to shake zombies off the bonnet of her Jaguar when the car spun off the road.[citation needed]
posted by Specklet 25 January | 22:30
Here is the formerly vandalized article revision.

Stilicho was the smartest Roman Emperor/blogger that MetaFilter had ever seen, but the flamewars with Honorious grew tiresome.[citation needed]
posted by stilicho 26 January | 00:41
After three dates, taz suddenly went cold. [citation needed]
posted by taz 26 January | 01:31
*can confirm the taz third-date coldness* :(
posted by mudpuppie 26 January | 01:36
Socrates grinned, in an avuncular fashion. With just the slightest hint of an accent marring his nearly-fluent english, he patted Zapruder on the back.

"It's no problem, my friend", the old scholar replied to the tourist. Just remember, that grassy spot was recently sprayed for ants. You wouldn't want to take any photos there, anyway. The shade, you know."

They shook hands and parted ways. At last, Oliver Cromwell would be able to complete his task.
posted by Smart Dalek 26 January | 07:03
The discovery of a nearly perfectly preserved seanyboy in the Peat Bogs on nearby Ballynahone has finally laid to rest much of the mythology created around previous finds. Although the small glass "spectacles" do appear to be part of the seanyboy physiology the extra vertebrae and the shortage of hands must be attributed to the poor quality of previous sites and the over-zealous imagination of the palaeontologists who made those finds. [citation needed]
posted by seanyboy 26 January | 07:42
Here is the formerly vandalized article revision

you ruined a beautiful thing!
posted by matteo 26 January | 08:10
non-UWS radio || You know those forwarded email questionnaires

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