Seconding WTF. Also, I think they strongly edited the part where Elia accuses Marcel of cheating. Weren't Elia, Ilan and Sam all talking about Marcel cheating and the need to say something? Why'd Elia take the fall?

Oh, and talk about product placement. KORBEL? Ugh.

At this point, the only one I liked was Sam.

Marcel's a tool, Ilan's an ass, and Elia needs a spine.

And yeah, the product placement is way over the top.

But Padma is waaaay hot.

Really? I prefer Gail.

And I don't know why, but I like Elia and Ilan.

Sam is kind of ... I dunno ... curt, sometimes.

Padma is astonishingly hot.
The bald judge, Tom Colicchio, is a real tool. Everytime he says something now, I just want to jab him with my left and then deck him with my right.
And then they cut to Padma and I'm all like, Whaaaa? Huuhhh? Oooooh yeah (with that bow-chicky sound like in Ferris Bueller's Day Off).
Marcel is an intensely annoying person. What is up with that helmet he calls hair?
Ilan is alright.
Sam was cool but knew it.
Elia was just too high strung, like a chihuahua on crack.
And both Elia and Sam are far better chefs than Marcel.