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24 January 2007
This is a completely normal and rather boring thread...
Hmmmm.... you seem sincere, so I shall forgive the missing h. Next time, though, I shall cast a spell and turn you into icebaby, or maybe puddlebaby. So beware!
I went to the optometrist's tonight. She put some drops in my eyes to dilate my pupils so that she could look inside. Everything was OK.
On the way home, all the streetlights had halos and everything was strangely blurry but strangely sharp too. At home, I felt as if the lights in my apartment had been jacked up 20%.
There is nothing normal and boring about this thread. You only want to think that is the case. I will leave traces of myself here and they will fester and grow and turn the thread into a foul thing like a mangy cat drinking soured goat milk from a bowl made out of the skull of a child.
I feed off the rage, hate, sadness, angst, fear, and general discomfort. It binds my darkness together and allows me to spread my malice. As I find new places to feed I sow the seeds of discontent and previously happy communities sink into a state of despair and chaos. There is no hope for any of you now. This site and all that post to it are spiraling out of control and you can not even see it. Within a week most of you will have been eaten from the inside out by dark energies the likes of which your feeble little brains can not even imagine.
But do not fear your fate, damned bunnies. Even the deepest depth of the dark underworld has its pleasures and you will learn to give yourself to them fully as your soul fuels my crusade.
Soon the giant pink bunny and his army will fall and his stuffing will burn. All who follow him will perish as the clouds of acrid smoke rise into the air and the wind will chant trucido lepus. Because when the wind chants, it chants latin words. I tried to teach it English. But the wind is stupid. And so I will destroy it also.