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22 January 2007

Dictionary of Yorkshire medical terms. The Doncaster Primary Care Trust's site has published a a "Glossary of Yorkshire Medical Terms" which is, frankly, childishly hilarious. And possibly NSFW.
Right then I told e how'd been all bunged up, right? So shes squits sixpence tuppance right in my tackle she did! Chip champion bonking bird bits doofer boggles! Old man on my Honda maungy peffin percy had a cracking fishdocks show gipping Johnny!
posted by loquacious 22 January | 06:04
And that, that is probably the most offensive, disgusting thing I've ever written.
posted by loquacious 22 January | 06:07
that's brilliant, I've just sent it round my team. There's one missing though, a "lurgy" which I've had for the last week.
My Yorkshire colleague told me that's what I had and I love the word, can't stop using it.
posted by Wilder 22 January | 07:15
re: tuppence and sixpence.

Who knew that colloquial terms for the female genitalia were affected by inflation.

*thinks*
*tries to stop thinking*
posted by seanyboy 22 January | 07:21
Thank you TheDonF. We can now communicate effectively with seanyboy.
posted by essexjan 22 January | 07:40
In my team, we have to deal with a particular nasty bloke from Leeds. We are now all thinking of ways of working words and phrases from this glossary into the conversation, words that, of course, have a totally inocuous meaning to a non-Yorkshireman so we can plead innocence in the face of his spluttering outrage.
posted by essexjan 22 January | 07:44
on my Honda?
posted by PlanetKyoto 22 January | 07:50
I just got it. It's a 'cycle.
posted by PlanetKyoto 22 January | 07:51
Oh, god this is funny.

But I have my suspicions. You Brits, would a Yorkshire woman really use the term "melons" to a doctor? "Ah've got thiss lump, lahk, in meh right melon..."?
posted by taz 22 January | 08:33
(oh, I just totally made that up, btw, in my enirely imagined yorkshire accent)
posted by taz 22 January | 08:34
It's unlikely, but possible.
Plus, Yay for imagined Yorkshire accents. We need more.
posted by seanyboy 22 January | 08:58
Ecky thump
posted by TheDonF 22 January | 09:04
I love all the words for penis.

PENIS
posted by deborah 22 January | 09:41
"Ecky Thump" is Lancastrian, as it was coined by The Goodies for a show they did about Black Pudding Fights in Bury/Bolton (black pud country).
posted by essexjan 22 January | 10:29
Really? Oh noes - that's my "authentic Yorkshire" impression ruined. How much of a doofer do I feel?
posted by TheDonF 22 January | 10:36
Ecky thump.
posted by essexjan 22 January | 10:40
See, in America squitters and trotters have the exact opposite meaning.

[Love this link.]
posted by danostuporstar 22 January | 10:50
Forwarded to the appropriate recipients.

Nice.

One of the more confusing Yorkshire traits is that of any man calling another man 'love'. Happens all the time.
posted by asok 22 January | 12:09
It's less and less frequent though. One of the more annoying consequences of the mid-80's swing towards political correctness was that the use of "Love" as a term of endearment was deemed to be sexist. This despite the obvious fact that everyone called everyone "Love". As a consequence, the phrase quickly re-identified itself as something said from one sex to another. It took a bit longer, but the Male to Female usage seems to be dying out too. Now, the only people who call me love seem to be men over 50 years old and women. And bus drivers (strangely). It's a real shame. As terms of endearment go, it's refreshingly direct.
posted by seanyboy 22 January | 12:40
It's the same in the South West, where I worked for a couple of years. They say "my lover" instead of "love". Well, they used to, but it's almost died out, again probably due to political correctness. A real shame.
posted by TheDonF 22 January | 12:48
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