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17 January 2007
What's the most annoying thing, besides this question?→[More:]
The most annoying:
-the sound of rocks or shells in the dryer.
-when an egg doesn't peel nicely and you are left with a mangled blob, lacking half of the white.
* applying for 30 jobs and not finding one
* people who eat while trying to talk on the phone
* cleaning
* running out of vodka
* parking tickets
* hip pain
* losing things
* book stealers
- people who use cellphones in the bathroom, good GOD you savages wtf?
- while we're on the bathroom topic: women who do that fucking 'hover' bullshit in public bathrooms and end up spraying piss all over the toilet seat. EITHER SIT THE FUCK DOWN OR RAISE THE SEAT, YOU NASTY BITCHES!
- shoelaces that break when you're already late going somewhere
- oranges that look great in the grocery store then when you get them home they either refuse to peel easily or are partially dried out and tasteless, or both.
- being hungry and walking to the fridge only to stand there staring at a bunch of stuff that doesn't sound appealing or is too complex to bother fixing at 10PM.
The latest episode of Stargate Atlantis. (downloaded since Canada is ahead of the USA)
Speaking of TeeVee, Battlestar Galactica comes back Sunday, IIRC. So people must remember this. Just in case the naked Cylon pictures do not keep the show fresh in your mind.
- while we're on the bathroom topic: women who do that fucking 'hover' bullshit in public bathrooms and end up spraying piss all over the toilet seat. EITHER SIT THE FUCK DOWN OR RAISE THE SEAT, YOU NASTY BITCHES!
Fever blisters.
Calling in sick and then finding out that there is MAJOR shit to take care of in the office.
Eye allergies.
Twenty bucks for fucking Abreva.
- trying to fool myself into thinking that skim milk works in coffee, or hot chocolate, or cooking in general. Ugh. I will drink it, but I will no longer add it to other things. Fight the power!
People who leave 1 swallow of milk in a carton, 1/2 a teaspoon of honey in a jar, 1 last graham cracker in a box, one spoonful of gravy skinning over in a steam table tray, etc., like if they don't take the last bit of something, they're not being a pig.
The fact that I didn't watch the game last night, or even know that there was a game last night, or what it was a game of and who would have been playing in it if I had, is apparently a complete conversation stopper when I'm getting a haircut or getting my groceries checked out or whatever. I apparently need a more congenial response to "did you watch the game last night?" than just saying "game?" and apparently looking like they'd just asked, "did you inspafulate the grimbuldoon last night?"
People who can't find the sale items when they're looking at them.
People who see that chicken is "50% Off. Prices as Marked" and want to know if it's half of the price on the package.
People who want to cook a roast "like I had at my friend's house" but have no idea what cut of meat it was.
People who reach around me as I'm trying to fill the shelf, or reach over me for plastic bags, as if I'm not there. (I've had them knock things on my head before).
Inconsiderate, rude people.
Clinking on a link that says "Spoiler" and it actually being an honest to god, I-didn't-want-to-know-that spoiler. I have a pretty high tolerance for spoilers; I'm fine with major plot points, winners of realtity TV show contests, etc, but this was a pretty major spoiler. I clicked away as soon as I realized what I was reading, but now I can't stop worrying at it, like a loose tooth, over and over in my mind. Maybe I should just download the last few episodes and get it over with.