Lessons For New Parents, Part I: If your child hasn't dirtied his diaper in a bit, be hesitant before rubbing his bottom too vigorously during a wet diaper change. If you do, he may unleash a tubgirl-esque fountain of liquid poop across the room, splattering you, the changing pad, and the floor. And, while you frantically try and clean the poop, he will do what knows he how to do best: pee on you.
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