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16 January 2007

Three front page mentions in one day?? What's with you people??→[More:] You all want a piece of me. You just pick, pick, pick at me until there's nothing left! I'm just trying to watch American Idol with my wife. I'll be in my room swilling gin.

I vant to be alone.

/garbo

post by: jonmc at: 21:39 | 16 comments

You're watching American Idol??

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 16 January | 21:45

I'm keeping pips company. It's the audition show. I kind of like Randy Jackson since he has some real world musical aptitude and he looks a little like(and has some of the same mannerisms as) my cubie kevin. But there's a..meanness at the core of the show that kind of bugs me. The way they rejected that juggling kid (and yeah, I realize he can't sing) bugged me for some reason.

posted by jonmc 16 January | 21:51

Seriously. What's with you people?

posted by mudpuppie 16 January | 21:57

I dunno, pup. I guess being this charismatic is just my cross to bear.

I also just saw an ad featuring a Twisted Sister song. An ad for a PMS drug. I'm not sure how to feel about that.

posted by jonmc 16 January | 22:03

I think it's mostly because you're pretty much an attention whore, and you draw a lot of attention to yourself, so you kind of stay in people's memories, and they think of you when they see or hear things. Because you're a whore. See, only an attention whore would draw even more attention to the fact that they were mentioned 3 times in one day, to bring even more attention to themselves, for anyone who missed it.

Whore.

posted by iconomy 16 January | 22:10

*puts on fishnets and rouge*

(ico, even whores get tired. and I didn't have quonsar's song or ask for TrishaLynn's. Rachel Ray, well, what can I say?)

posted by jonmc 16 January | 22:16

Feel the love, jon, feel the love!

posted by mischief 16 January | 22:30

What's with you people??

Twenty bucks, same as it is in town.

*puts on fishnets and rouge*

Or thirty bucks, if you help.

posted by paulsc 16 January | 22:47

Seriously, I don't mind attention, but enough already. Really.

posted by jonmc 16 January | 23:02

I'm a cheeseburger whore, so look... do what you gotta do but no rough stuff.

J-Roc: Randy, why doncha go on an' eat a cheeseburger, you basketball eatin' walrus-ass motha-fucker!
Randy: Frig off, J-Roc! Actually, I'm off the cheeseburgers now!
J-Roc: Randy, don't play me like some kinda sucka, dog. Ma-fuckers with guts like that ain't off the cheeseburgers. Ma-fuckers with guts like that definitely are ON the cheeseburgers, dog!

posted by Divine_Wino 17 January | 00:26

There's only one person I can think of who would have appreciated the "working class man gets screwed by the Man" song, and that's you. I could have also said that if if weren't for you, I wouldn't have been able to sing "Thunder Road" or "I Don't Like Mondays" at karaoke last Friday night, but I didn't, did I???

Er, uh...

posted by TrishaLynn 17 January | 00:34

I truly loves me a good whore.
≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by danostuporstar 17 January | 00:34

You all want a piece of me. You just pick, pick, pick at me until there's nothing left!

We're on the innernet, jon. We don't have lives. We live vicariously through you.

posted by jason's_planet 17 January | 01:13

Where are my fucking keys? I need to go home.

posted by trondant 17 January | 03:00

giovanni watches american idolo lol

posted by matteo 17 January | 11:19

It's fifty bucks if the ol' lady can watch.

posted by deborah 17 January | 13:54

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