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12 January 2007

jaksemas works in a sex toy shop. Please encourage him to scan stuff for our amusement.
Artfully arranged collages would be such a bonus.
posted by iconomy 12 January | 18:05
I'll get to work, dear bunnies.
posted by jaksemas 12 January | 18:10
French ticklers?
What else is kind of colorful and fun?
Any noir pulp book looking things?
Something with seven heads?
i demand novelty.
posted by ethylene 12 January | 18:12
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posted by jaksemas 12 January | 18:14
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posted by jaksemas 12 January | 18:18
Thank goodness those panties are sugar-free! I'd hate to get up in the middle of a hot encounter to brush my teeth!
posted by Specklet 12 January | 18:20
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posted by jaksemas 12 January | 18:21
Do we get to use your discount?
posted by ethylene 12 January | 18:26
I used to work in an adult-movie theater. That's just gossip.

Oh--the scan request: do you have any of those scary off-brand lubes?
posted by box 12 January | 18:29
only on items featured here. *grin *
posted by jaksemas 12 January | 18:32
off brand lube... actually, our store is pretty "upscale" so not particularly. It's pretty much all name brand stuff.
posted by jaksemas 12 January | 18:35
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posted by jaksemas 12 January | 18:36
The condoms one is so pretty! The brown and purple one looks so Eastery.
posted by iconomy 12 January | 18:36
If the stuff you've scanned is any indication, your store is orders of magnitude more upscale than the one I worked at.

Okay, on the upscale end of the spectrum--any glass toys?
posted by box 12 January | 18:40
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posted by jaksemas 12 January | 18:40
the only stuff we have is totally clear. i'll try to scan it and see if it'll show up.

however, we do have... panties!

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posted by jaksemas 12 January | 18:46
and penis gags.

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posted by jaksemas 12 January | 18:52
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posted by jaksemas 12 January | 18:54
omg this thread has me literally howling with glee!!!

thank you so much jaksemas!

i never thought i'd say this but thank god for my currently-unemployed status... hahahahaha!!!
posted by lonefrontranger 12 January | 18:58
The penis gag looks rather painterly. i like the composition.
Unfortunately i don't fancy owning any of this stuff.
Where's the chic pink pearl kitty with vibrating tail?
Or the guaranteed monster multiple orgasmotron?
posted by ethylene 12 January | 19:00
How about a Pulsatron, eth?

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posted by jaksemas 12 January | 19:06
Merry jaksemas.
posted by rainbaby 12 January | 19:07
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posted by jaksemas 12 January | 19:11
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posted by jaksemas 12 January | 19:16
Is that a recommendation?
Is that a speculum?!
posted by ethylene 12 January | 19:20
Perhaps!

and

YES.
posted by jaksemas 12 January | 19:22
A speculum??! I'm lolling over here....
posted by iconomy 12 January | 20:32
Where's DaShiv???
posted by getoffmylawn 12 January | 20:48
[this is wood!]
posted by danostuporstar 12 January | 21:27
OMG Bunny Instructions! || Squirrels taking pictures

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