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12 January 2007

jaksemas works in a sex toy shop. Please encourage him to scan stuff for our amusement.

post by: iconomy at: 18:04 | 29 comments

Artfully arranged collages would be such a bonus.

posted by iconomy 12 January | 18:05

I'll get to work, dear bunnies.

posted by jaksemas 12 January | 18:10

French ticklers?
What else is kind of colorful and fun?
Any noir pulp book looking things?
Something with seven heads?
i demand novelty.

posted by ethylene 12 January | 18:12

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posted by jaksemas 12 January | 18:14

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posted by jaksemas 12 January | 18:18

Thank goodness those panties are sugar-free! I'd hate to get up in the middle of a hot encounter to brush my teeth!

posted by Specklet 12 January | 18:20

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posted by jaksemas 12 January | 18:21

Do we get to use your discount?

posted by ethylene 12 January | 18:26

I used to work in an adult-movie theater. That's just gossip.

Oh--the scan request: do you have any of those scary off-brand lubes?

posted by box 12 January | 18:29

only on items featured here. *grin *

posted by jaksemas 12 January | 18:32

off brand lube... actually, our store is pretty "upscale" so not particularly. It's pretty much all name brand stuff.

posted by jaksemas 12 January | 18:35

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posted by jaksemas 12 January | 18:36

The condoms one is so pretty! The brown and purple one looks so Eastery.

posted by iconomy 12 January | 18:36

If the stuff you've scanned is any indication, your store is orders of magnitude more upscale than the one I worked at.

Okay, on the upscale end of the spectrum--any glass toys?

posted by box 12 January | 18:40

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posted by jaksemas 12 January | 18:40

the only stuff we have is totally clear. i'll try to scan it and see if it'll show up.

however, we do have... panties!

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posted by jaksemas 12 January | 18:46

and penis gags.

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posted by jaksemas 12 January | 18:52

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posted by jaksemas 12 January | 18:54

omg this thread has me literally howling with glee!!!

thank you so much jaksemas!

i never thought i'd say this but thank god for my currently-unemployed status... hahahahaha!!!

posted by lonefrontranger 12 January | 18:58

The penis gag looks rather painterly. i like the composition.
Unfortunately i don't fancy owning any of this stuff.
Where's the chic pink pearl kitty with vibrating tail?
Or the guaranteed monster multiple orgasmotron?

posted by ethylene 12 January | 19:00

How about a Pulsatron, eth?

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posted by jaksemas 12 January | 19:06

Merry jaksemas.

posted by rainbaby 12 January | 19:07

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posted by jaksemas 12 January | 19:11

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posted by jaksemas 12 January | 19:16

Is that a recommendation?
Is that a speculum?!

posted by ethylene 12 January | 19:20

Perhaps!

and

YES.

posted by jaksemas 12 January | 19:22

A speculum??! I'm lolling over here....

posted by iconomy 12 January | 20:32

Where's DaShiv???

posted by getoffmylawn 12 January | 20:48

[this is wood!]

posted by danostuporstar 12 January | 21:27

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