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That's a huge fucking cat. I'd expect him to be all pathetically immobile but from the video he seems to get around pretty good. He's just really fucking big.
There was a cat where I lived growing up that was just HUGE. I tried repeatedly to catch the beast, it would let me get close and would roll around and show it's tummy but I couldn't pet it. Wasn't a wild cat, it always had on a clean neat collar. One day I saw something weird moving across the field and I went to see what it was. Hugecat had found himself (I assume it was a he) a leather coat and was doing his best to drag it home. I have no idea how it got it over or under the barbed wire fence and I am sure that somebody was wondering where in the hell their coat was.
That white cat is not obese so much as huge. Look at the size of its head. Down south giant cats use to prowl the streets like panthers; they were just big. You'd feel something brush your thigh and it was some huge cat just going for a stroll on the cobblestones, keeping the dog and giant roach population down, not to mention the moss imps.
The guy on the right with the catfish, he's got a penis comparison story for life and he knows it.
The fattest cat i ever saw was a grey girl lying on a porch. I was wondering what was on either side of her, and it was an equally cat sized portion on both sides, puddling out in loose bags of fur.
Then there was this poodle that looked like a sack of flour with tiny thread spools for legs--
The guy on the right with the catfish, he's got a penis comparison story for life and he knows it.
I think he's using his erection to hold up the fish.