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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
I am lustful, apparently.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate
I am gluttonous, malicious, fraudulant, and ... something else. Oh, right, violent. I apparently will be in the Seventh Level of Hell, with the tyrants.
While much of this is untrue, it pleases me nonetheless.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
Going down, party time
My friends are gonna be there too...
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
I only made it to the 6th level. :( (I felt the same way about the treason question, jrossi.)
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
Level 6 - Heretic:
Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs.
OMG ONOZ I'm condemned to spend eternity as an emoboy!
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
Can't help feeling that I should have lusted more, somewhere along the line.
I only got level six, but look, I'm clearly more evil than the rest of you:
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High
The treason question was interesting because I found myself thinking, "Are we talking the conventional definition of treason or this administration's definition?"
Because I'm pretty sure just voting democrat counts as treason in this day and age.
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell. ≡ Click to see image ≡
I like the thought that dano is the evil emperor mastermind, and jon, jrossi, rainbaby and I are the evil middle managers bent on annoying everyone else to death.
TPS is like the cheery ingenue intern of Hell. What's up with that?
Well, I did it twice. I got a level 1 and a level 6. Don't know what I did differently in each, just wanted to do it again so I could grab the descriptive text. (which I'd lost).
So if there's a level of hell for people of changeable disposition and unsecure memories, I'll be there.
I think I broke it. My screen went black and smoke started pouring out, and outside every bird within sight fell out of the sky, which, oddly, has gone out.
Fine by me. I spend most of my waking hours in the inky darkness of night, anyway.
You going to eat that? Oh, sorry, that's your child? I thought it was a rather large and unappetizing meatloaf. All right, all right! Don't get your knickers all bunched up, it's just an innocent question. So, seriously now, you gonna eat that?
I think I've been stuck in a karma loop, the last 2,000+ years. I get born, get taught about Heaven and Hell, do some sinnin', get scared, get redeemed, die, learn that everything I just learned in that life was bullshit, and It. Is. Really. A. Re-incarnation. Universe. so I get sent back for another shot at becoming the Buddha, and bam, get introduced to false religions while mute and wrapped in swaddling clothes.
The only way to bust out of this is to sin my way down to unrepentant visigoth, and hope I come back as an earthworm, if at all. So you keep your circular Hell, I'm on the down escalator to dust and the end of all things, if you don't mind.
The last time I took this I got Level 6 but I've gotten better - and more gluttonous, apparently.
the Third Level of Hell!
Purgatory(Repenting Believers: Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers: Moderate
Level 2(Lustful)High
Level 3(Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4(Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
Level 5(Wrathful and Gloomy)High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)High
Level 7(Violent)High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 Cocytus(Treacherous)Moderate
Seventh Level here... least I'm in some fine company... and with my honey... who says death do us part?
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High
I'm sort of puzzled why I'm so terribly devilish, since I feel kind of boringly mostly-virtuous. I suspect that not believing in hell goes far towards sending you to its most bowelsome depths.
Where's bunnyfire, devildamn it? She ought to be setting us up a certain baseline here.
I'd also like to remind lever-twoers that lying on your hell test can get you sent straight to the DMV License Queue of Hell, or, at the very least, the Orthodontist's Waiting Room of Hell. Just a word to the wise.
I get a 'high' for violence? Because I sometimes like violent fiction? I'm a god-damned pacifist, for chrissake! This test is the biggest piece of bullshit since, well, you know.
Oh--and I'll see you in the City of Dis. Coincidentally, that's also the title of my new hip-hop album.
(ethylene, I had a number of extremes, I'm afraid... they seem to translate to "very highs" when copied and pasted... you're still plenty evil, though : )
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tail wraps around his body 7 times.
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate
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