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10 January 2007

OMG SCORPION!

post by: iconomy at: 13:33 | 13 comments

The jokes just write themselves.

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posted by iconomy 10 January | 13:33

BZZZT.

The correct post title was "SCORPIONS! ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!"

posted by mudpuppie 10 January | 13:39

Is it petty that I'm very annoyed that they say it bit him, when in fact scorpions don't bite, they sting?

posted by Specklet 10 January | 13:44

Ha! I was just coming here to post the same thing, Specklet.

posted by occhiblu 10 January | 13:45

You know what eats scorpions?

posted by pieisexactlythree 10 January | 13:46

Also, a two-inch scorpion is teeny. Texans used to make fun of the two-inch scorpions we had in Atlanta.

posted by occhiblu 10 January | 13:46

Motherfuckin' snakes, that's what!

posted by pieisexactlythree 10 January | 13:48

The correct post title was "SCORPIONS! ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!"

I was going to use that one, but I was too ashamed ;P

posted by iconomy 10 January | 13:50

I had a little scorpion show up in the bathtub with me once, when I was a teenager. Freaked me THE. HELL. OUT.

(I got away un-stung, though.)

posted by BoringPostcards 10 January | 13:54

I wasn't ashamed...

posted by youngergirl44 10 January | 14:08

Yeah youngergirl44, but I don't think you've been around long enough to know how MANY posts there were about [insert plural noun here] on a M*therf*ckin Plane!!! So, so many. I'm not saying you should be ashamed, though!

And I still think pup is right about the title of this post, though.

posted by Specklet 10 January | 14:15

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posted by Wolfdog 10 January | 14:27

We have tiny scorpions like 1 inch long or a bit longer around here but I have never seen one in the wild.

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 10 January | 20:06

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