The Onion seems to go in streaks, sometimes it is hilarious, sometimes not so much. I think one of my favorites though was the headline they had years ago, "Pier One Issues Formal Apology For Rattan Death March". That damn near killed me.
That's awesome. I think I will agree with the theory of "Science is Hard".
Random semi-related-but-not-really anecdote: My friend T and I went for cambodian one night and both go the same fortune: Not every question deserves answer. We laughed and said it directly applies to research. She scanned it and put it as the first page of her Master's thesis. I am planning to do the same for my PhD thesis.