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05 January 2007

Two words: farting strippers.

post by: kirkaracha at: 10:27 | 13 comments

I love strippers. I love farting. I'm not sure I'd like them combined, but who knows, maybe hot womens flatulence smells pretty, kinda like lilacs.

posted by jonmc 05 January | 10:32

Smells like rancid dreams and vinegar.

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 05 January | 10:36

When she was Mom at Gold Club a girl was dancing on top of a table full of guys when she accidentally dropped a milk-dud right in the middle of the table. She told Babs (between tears and sobs) that she thought she only had to fart, she was seriously distraught over it poor thing.

My club charges extra for that.

posted by ColdChef 05 January | 10:38

Smells like teen spirit.

posted by eekacat 05 January | 10:42

Smells not safe for work.

mmmm, Milk Dud.

posted by Hellbient 05 January | 10:47

Awe. Some.

posted by danostuporstar 05 January | 11:00

Would this be called a Gaseous Shower and how much extra do they cost?

Pretty funny. I used to squeeze one out when I was waiting on a table of particularly jerky folks waaaay back in the day. Now I just slash their tires.

posted by fenriq 05 January | 11:01

Would this be called a Gaseous Shower and how much extra do they cost?

Brown Sauna, actually. I figure it'd run you about $50 and the cost of the beans.

posted by jonmc 05 January | 11:09

You should hear some of the stories when it is flu season.

posted by mischief 05 January | 14:05

OK, maybe I should have thought before clicking on a link labeled "farting strippers" at work.

posted by qvantamon 05 January | 14:18

How many of those are men pretending to be strippers?

posted by Eideteker 05 January | 14:50

In the thread there are at least two girls who say that guys paid them $200 to fart on them.

posted by agropyron 05 January | 17:37

Eideteker: I can vouch for the one I met this afternoon for coffee. ;-P

posted by mischief 05 January | 22:02

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