Dirty secrets. I'll go first. →
[More:]and somebody else better put something too.
1. My husband doesn't like me "typing stuff to strangers on the internet".
2. I'm a very regretful non-custodial-at-least-until-court mom. She wanted to try living with dad and unfortunately found herself to be a full-time stepchild. She wants to come home and it's going to get very ugly before things get better. Quite a few years of good will and bending over backwards to make nice down the freaking drain. Any email advice appreciated.
3. I prefer pictures of cats to actual cats.
4. We used to live way back in the woods. One time I kind of got caught short on the way home and had to potty in the woods. I offered my daughter five dollars not to tell. She told my husband, who said it was at least a twenty dollar secret. They both told their friends and now I tell you. No, I did not see a bear.