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29 December 2006

This is just to say that I should have had more wild and crazy sex while I had the chance.

That is all.

post by: By the Grace of God at: 08:27 | 21 comments

Harrrumph.

posted by By the Grace of God 29 December | 08:29

This is just to say that I did have a lot of wild and crazy sex when I had the chance and it was fabulous!

*ahem*

posted by TrishaLynn 29 December | 08:41

So, this wild and crazy sex. It's the arrow through the head kind of thing. sounds uncomfortable to me.

posted by jonmc 29 December | 08:48

Oh, I had plenty. I did some great excellent stuff! But I should have had more. Here I sit, broken hearted... ;)

Does anybody else get these very occasional three- or four- day episodes of being INCREDIBLY RANDY? Gah, I feel like a cat in heat.

jonmc, it is occasionally slightly uncomfortable but more than worth it.

posted by By the Grace of God 29 December | 08:51

INCREDIBLY RANDY?

Dragging this guy into it? That's just too kinky.
≡ Click to see image ≡
Then again, he is the Big Unit...

posted by jonmc 29 December | 08:57

ew. mullet.

posted by By the Grace of God 29 December | 09:08

Do not dis the mullet, lady. I used to sport one back in the day, just like all good Americans.

posted by jonmc 29 December | 09:29

Luckily punk rock incepted any mullet possibilities for some of us.

posted by Slack-a-gogo 29 December | 09:41

Sadly, Randy no longer sports the mullet. and his pitching isn't what it used to be. Coincidence? I. Think. Not.

Some Baseball Delilah is behind this.

(seriously, some people can rock the mullet and make it work. Randy Johnson is one)

posted by jonmc 29 December | 09:45

Mullets make baby Jesus cry.

posted by LunaticFringe 29 December | 09:48

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posted by jonmc 29 December | 09:52

That American Mullet documentary does a lot of things right.

posted by box 29 December | 10:48

Randy was awesome until the back trouble started. Anymore, he's one and done before I even get my motor revved.

posted by danf 29 December | 10:50

wtf this place? A thread about wild and crazy sex devolves immediately into mullets?

And Randy Johnson is the ugliest man in baseball, nay, the ugliest man in sports.

posted by gaspode 29 December | 11:45

Actually, Randy Johnson looks a little bit like one of Pips' brothers.

posted by jonmc 29 December | 11:48

Would my bro had Randy's fast ball.

(Note: mullets are great for grippin' during wild and crazy sex)

posted by Pips 29 December | 12:16

Awww, By the Grace of God, was this your way of looking for breakup sympathy? And all these bastards turned it into a baseball thread. SHAME ON YOU ALL.

And I'm sorry :-(

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 29 December | 12:38

Aw, Grace :(

posted by halonine 29 December | 15:26

Surgeon General's Warning:

Do NOT have lots of Wild and Crazy Sex if what comes after is not Wild or Crazy in the way you expect it to be.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 29 December | 18:48

There'll be plenty of time for fucking when you're old.

posted by jason's_planet 29 December | 21:38

Update: I had some wild and crazy sex.

Don't worry, no breakup was involved, I was just randy and bored. Fortunately I got the guts up to have a conversation about it and all is solved :)

posted by By the Grace of God 30 December | 15:45

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