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29 December 2006

IT'S A TRAP! The beginning of this askme post may be the funniest thing I've read in a long while:

"I have five kittens living with their mom in my backyard. They're old enough now that I want to trap them"
I'm picturing a kitten-skin cap, complete with tail. Like the Davy Crockett, only cuter.
posted by Orange Swan 29 December | 18:58
I laughed at the first answer. (But not out loud.)

I waited on the edge of a porch until they ventured out into the yard, and, with a banshee-like screech that froze them in their tracks, jumped down and threw the blanket over several of them.
posted by agropyron 29 December | 19:17
If you love something, set a trap for it. If you catch it, it's yours. If you don't, it never was.
posted by bingo 29 December | 23:10
finally an askme I might have useful information for
posted by getoffmylawn 30 December | 07:57
Now I wish my friend Mikheil wasn't in India right now so I could ask him about his cat-trapping story to contribute. It involved a blanket, some rope and hours of waiting. I miss him.
posted by youngergirl44 30 December | 13:38
The Waiting || Children left unattended

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