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23 December 2006

Domino: Worst movie ever or just one of many reasons to burn Hollywood to the ground and bleach the ashes?

So you're saying I shouldn't get it from netflix?
posted by brainwidth 23 December | 21:51
No, Bruce Almighty is the worst movie ever. I have spoken.
posted by Lipstick Thespian 23 December | 21:57
Haven't seen Domino or even heard of it until now but I would nominate: Mister Frost They're Playing with Fire Corky Romano.
posted by arse_hat 23 December | 22:01
I just can't understand how a movie based on a real person, directed by the guy who did Crimson Tide, and written by the same person who did Donnie Darko could be so incredibly, horribly, terribly awful. It's unbelievable.
posted by eamondaly 23 December | 22:09
I laughed at Corky Romano in spite of myself.

I'm not proud.
posted by jrossi4r 23 December | 22:09
Domino was horrible horrible horrible. Food poisoning was more enjoyable than trying to watch it.
posted by cmonkey 23 December | 22:15
I haven't seen any movies listed here but I'll add Freddy Got Fingered to the list. Horrible. A few reasons - one scene where tom green is skateboarding with his friends on a ramp. One of his friends falls and breaks his leg, exposing the bone. Green takes the opportunity to lick the exposed bone like a dog. Another scene in which he's driving through the country where he passes by a deer that's been struck by a car. He stops and has a good time cutting the deer open, playing with its entrails and wearing the carcass as a costume. I think he gets hit by a car after that. There's another scene that I only vaguely remember that involves him masturbating an elephant and letting it ejaculate all over his father (played by Rip Torn). Anyway, it wasn't bad because it was gross, it was just incredibly stupid.
posted by court siem 23 December | 23:07
"Ian Ziering as Himself"

lol

and Richard Kelly is the movie equivalent of a Nigerian spammer/scammer
posted by matteo 23 December | 23:18
In Domino, I think that Tony Scott set a record for short attention span. What was it, a cut per second, if that long? Even if it didn't suck, I would be scared to show that movie to an epileptic.
posted by King of Prontopia 24 December | 02:05
Keira Knightley, grinning like an idiot, spouting lines like she's been given in this movie, is painful to watch, at least for the 8 minutes of this POS I watched (up to the point she supposedly throws a knife through the windshield of a car).
posted by paulsc 24 December | 02:21
Not to mention that Mickey Rourke having reached the point after years of boxing and plastic surgery that he could play Frankenstein's Monster without make-up, the harsh lighting of this movie does him no favors.
posted by King of Prontopia 24 December | 02:39
And let's not forget the completely random and pointless Tom Waits cameo!
posted by miles 24 December | 14:26
I'm an unintentional asshole || " would be funnier if she lost the ignition key to the space shuttle. lol ".

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