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I got you this
Poem for your
Birthday. It does
n't rhyme, or
Anything. The imagery is
Pretty much non-existent.
The meter is totally
Inconsistent.
It doesn't even mention
Keynesian economics.
But it does have
The greatest swimming pool
In the world
In it.
Well maintained,
And currently full of liquor.
mmmm, cake. Happy Birthday, dame! May all your presents be separate and not lumped in with Christmas day! May all your relatives and friends want only one thank-you letter and not two!