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19 December 2006

Woohoo! Emperor of all the world!

post by: TheDonF at: 13:48 | 21 comments

Heavyweight Boxer here. Gotta start packing on the pounds.

Gonna fly now...

posted by jonmc 19 December | 13:50

Driving instructor. Gee, thanks.

Still, it beats "x", who should be a professional tramp.

About as useful as a careers officer.

posted by Quentin 19 December | 13:52

Muppet

posted by arse_hat 19 December | 13:57

Alien investigator.

posted by danostuporstar 19 December | 14:10

Lumberjack! WTF?

posted by getoffmylawn 19 December | 14:12

But you're okay, goml.

posted by jonmc 19 December | 14:17

Brain surgeon

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 19 December | 14:19

Hey, I'm emperor of all the world, too.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

posted by Prospero 19 December | 14:23

Job share? We can split it if you want? 4 days on, three days off? Something else?

posted by TheDonF 19 December | 14:26

I'll take the even-numbered months. Also, we should play good cop/bad cop--one of us can be loved; the other feared.

posted by Prospero 19 December | 14:50

Ugh - month on/month off? I have to wait 31 days for a day off? Well, okay then. How about pulling god cop/bad cop roles out of a hat? That way it's nicely random and deity-like. Don't want the plebs working out some sort of plan.

posted by TheDonF 19 December | 14:59

Wait, I'm emperor of all the world, too. Maybe I can be empress.

posted by matildaben 19 December | 15:05

Yeah, why not - it'll give the hoi poli something to talk about :)

posted by TheDonF 19 December | 15:45

Johnny Huh would be a professional heavyweight boxer and I would be a professional hippy or a lap dancer. Nice! Time to go shake my booty and groove out to some Dead!

posted by fenriq 19 December | 16:13

For my full name, I'm a lap dancer, my normal name, a drivers ed guy.

posted by drezdn 19 December | 16:16

Uh, for my real name, I'm a brain surgeon. Luckily I'm not dyslexic, otherwise I'd be worried for the health of any very naughty boys born around 0AD

posted by TheDonF 19 December | 16:27

Well at least i'm the only muppet. That's something. sort of

posted by arse_hat 19 December | 17:46

The real me will be a Lap Dancer. Hope I don't have to survive on tips. The intarweb me will be a professional shopper. That I can do, except that I will just buy whatever thing first grabs my eye so I can get the fuck out of the shopping mall. I'm not sure why you would need to hire someone to do that.

posted by dg 19 December | 17:56

stand up comedian. Um... no.

posted by gaspode 19 December | 18:18

First: dodgem driver
First/last: heavyweight boxer
First/middle/last: brain surgeon

jonmc, I can donate some pounds to the cause and still be your sparring partner!

posted by deborah 20 December | 00:25

ooh, foxy boxing!

posted by jonmc 20 December | 09:00

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