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17 December 2006

Are you naughty or nice? Only one week left. Better check your status!

post by: jrossi4r at: 19:53 | 18 comments

Santa must be on the sauce.

Mudpuppie:

Much more nice than naughty. Can be very thoughtful. Has improved cleanliness, which I like. Could take better care of toys. Says "thank you" often, but still not as much as I would like. Good mood often spreads to others. Hopefully, will keep up the good work!

posted by mudpuppie 17 December | 19:59

I got this:

Nice, but has been naughty at times. Neatness and politeness have been very good over the last two weeks. Shows proper respect for others. Shares well, but could always be better. With a little more effort could be near top of "nice" list.

posted by TheDonF 17 December | 20:08

"Joe Smith" isn't getting any presents from Santa. Maybe he knows I lied to his website!

posted by black bile 17 December | 20:08

I got exactly the same as TheDonF did. "Nice, but has been naughty at times..." Wow, Santa really does know!

posted by redvixen 17 December | 20:29

Nice, but has naughty lapses. High marks in the good deeds department. Better than average manners. Hopefully, thoughtfulness will continue to be as good as last month. Neatness needs improvement!

posted by phoenixc 17 December | 20:43

Has been nice most of the year (not just near Christmas)! Makes others happy. Could share a little more, however. Politeness is sometimes very good. Can be great listener.

posted by dg 17 December | 20:50

Nice, but has naughty lapses

sounds about right.

posted by jonmc 17 December | 20:53

Nice, with a few exceptions. Needs to be nice to everyone not just friends. Could try a little harder when things are tough. Good sense of humor. Made list last year. Needs to be good all December.

Uncanny accuracy. Now I feel like someone's watching me. *looks around nervously for stalker santa*

posted by mygothlaundry 17 December | 21:32

I think its broken, it said George Bush has been nice overall and could be near the top of the list.

posted by fenriq 17 December | 22:06

Still very much on nice list, but must continue good behavior. Should eat more vegetables instead of junk food. Was very polite last Thursday! When doing chores, needs to do them as well as possible. Often exhibits good behavior.

I'm not sure whether I'm flattered, or unnerved about how it can see my eating habits and my Thursdays.

posted by BoringPostcards 17 December | 22:16

Buttface O'Shittyhands

Still very much on nice list, but must continue good behavior. Should eat more vegetables instead of junk food. Was very polite last Thursday! When doing chores, needs to do them as well as possible. Often exhibits good behavior.

Joseph Stalin

Still very much on nice list, but must continue good behavior. Should eat more vegetables instead of junk food. Was very polite last Thursday! When doing chores, needs to do them as well as possible. Often exhibits good behavior.

Pol Pot

Overall, niceness outweighs naughtiness. Was good a lot last month! Politeness often good, but has room for improvement. Could help around house more instead of watching so much TV. Expected to move even higher up "nice" list.

Jesus Christ Fucks Goats

Overall, niceness outweighs naughtiness. Was good a lot last month! Politeness often good, but has room for improvement. Could help around house more instead of watching so much TV. Expected to move even higher up "nice" list.

You Fuck Goats

Has been nice most of the year (not just near Christmas)! Makes others happy. Could share a little more, however. Politeness is sometimes very good. Can be great listener.

Yeah, I'm not really sure how accurate this is.

posted by cmonkey 17 December | 22:18

I think cmonkey's getting a "Master Of The Obvious" t-shirt for Christmas!

posted by BoringPostcards 17 December | 22:31

I don't need the meter for this.

I'm a total unholy mess and Santa knows it.

posted by Miko 17 December | 22:33

Master Of The Obvious

Overall, niceness outweighs naughtiness. Was good a lot last month! Politeness often good, but has room for improvement. Could help around house more instead of watching so much TV. Expected to move even higher up "nice" list.

posted by cmonkey 17 December | 22:40

Santa says I have a good sense of humor! High praise indeed, from the jolly old elf himself!

posted by Elsa 17 December | 23:12

Still very much on nice list, but must continue good behavior. Should eat more vegetables instead of junk food. Was very polite last Thursday! When doing chores, needs to do them as well as possible. Often exhibits good behavior.

Whoa. Santa really is watching!

posted by deborah 17 December | 23:54

I stick with my initial assessment of Santa being on the sauce, but I revise it to say that he's apparently hyper-sober and hyper-observant on Thursdays.

posted by mudpuppie 18 December | 02:04

I cannot believe how ethnocentric you are, cmonkey. At the North Pole, goat fucking is not only accepted but expected. I mean, what else are the elves going to do in the off season? Reindeer are too tall and polar bears get testy.

posted by jrossi4r 18 December | 11:45

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