Who wants postcards? (Inspired by init below.) I have two Oktoberfest postcards from the local German restaurant. One has a tipsy bear hugging a stein, the other has an inebriated squirrel contentedly passed out amidst empty steins.
→[More:] I can mail them as postcards, or stick them in an envelope if someone wants one (or both) without writing on the back.
I do feel I have to give sciurus first dibs on the squirrel, though, if he wants it.
(This is me being active about reducing the To Do pile in my living room.)