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12 December 2006

A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals -- "Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality."
Nonsense. Soy makes you gassy and self-righteous. Salad makes you homosexual.
posted by jonmc 12 December | 10:48
Was this story plagiarized from Landover Baptist?
posted by BoringPostcards 12 December | 10:51
Salad makes you homosexual.

Quiche, jon. Quiche.
posted by felix betachat 12 December | 10:52
No, that makes you a crossdresser.
posted by jonmc 12 December | 10:55
Y'know, I grew up in Texas raised on beef, beer, gumbo, and gravy. And I still have dreams of being in Madonna's posse. So, like, whatever.
posted by WolfDaddy 12 December | 11:01
And this is a bad thing?
posted by danf 12 December | 11:04
And I still have dreams of being in Madonna's posse.

That would make you str--

Damned spelling. Never mind.
posted by jonmc 12 December | 11:05
I wish this were true...but, it isn't. Some of my sister's PhD work was on this, and the data just doesn't support any affect on male sexual hormone levels in people fed soy formula.

Quelle domage.
posted by omiewise 12 December | 11:44
You know what food is really gay? Hot dogs. Pretty much the definition of phallic. And hot apple pie is basically a vagina with flaky crust. What kind of a man identifies with a steaming plate of vagina?
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 12 December | 12:12
And hot apple pie is basically a vagina with flaky crust. What kind of a man identifies with a steaming plate of vagina?

Heh. (possibly NSFW record geekery)
posted by jonmc 12 December | 12:15
Creepy. From jon's link.
posted by arse_hat 12 December | 12:27
what an idiot.
how about all the estrogen fed to cows to keep them lactating?
posted by karim satasha 12 December | 12:27
Damned spelling. Never mind.

You'd have to pay me more than Sony paid her for me to lay a finger on her, and I'm str--

the woman's utterly repellent.

posted by trondant 12 December | 12:36
Eh. I was never a fan of her music and the fake english accent is annoying, but she's kinda hot, and she's smart, too, which makes her even hotter.
posted by jonmc 12 December | 12:58
If yer ESTROGEN level goes up, so does yer TESTOSTERONE to match it! And vice versa, which is why male bodybuilders who take steroids commonly get (what they refer to as) "bitch tits" when their estrogen levels skyrocket.
posted by shane 12 December | 13:21
Way to cite sources, dude. (the original article, not you, shane)
posted by pieisexactlythree 12 December | 13:32
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From Jon's link. .sorry for the derail but this is just too precious. Another:

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posted by danf 12 December | 13:56
Salad's okay, 'cause vegetables are what food eats.
posted by Smart Dalek 12 December | 14:24
You know, I remember reading "Prevention Magazine" about three or four years ago and they had an article about not eating too much soy while pregnant. I only remember it because my sister-in-law was pregnant, and really big on soy. Her daughter was fine, and by the time she had her son, she'd discovered that soy made her stomach ache. I actually kept the magazine for a time, but of course I can't find it now.
posted by redvixen 12 December | 16:29
Totally totally untrue.
posted by tr33hggr 12 December | 16:30
This is all I could find.

There was a longer article, but I didn't see it in a short amount of time.
posted by redvixen 12 December | 16:33
Snopes weighs in... kind of.
posted by Doohickie 12 December | 22:27
Salad's okay, 'cause vegetables are what food eats.
posted by Smart Dalek 12 December | 14:24


See, if you eat the cow, you're just eating second-hand salad. Eat your salad first-hand. It's more efficient.

You know, I remember reading "Prevention Magazine" about three or four years ago...

I grew up with a grandmother who read Prevention religiously. By the age of ten I'd figured out that Prevention wrote headlines and articles primarily to sell magazines and, if you pitted all of their articles against each other, EVERYTHING caused cancer and EVERYTHING prevented it, and EVERYTHING was both deadly and healthy.
posted by shane 13 December | 00:08
soy is making kids gay.

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he ought to know.
posted by quonsar 13 December | 07:26
Good film, not available online || i had a dream they were killing all the superheroes

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