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05 December 2006

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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posted by Doohickie 05 December | 15:41
The woman who sits next to me at work was releasing silent-but-violent ones today. I went for a long walk at lunchtime, but feel I wasted the lungfuls of fresh air as soon as I walked back to our cubiezone.
posted by essexjan 05 December | 15:59
I just let them rip. Plane food makes me gassy so I'm usually tooting my way through the entire flight. Lucky people who get to sit around me ;)
posted by LunaticFringe 05 December | 15:59
Sadly, LF, due to restrictions on what you can take on board, you're no longer allowed to light them.
posted by essexjan 05 December | 16:30
What I hate is when you sit in a cloth chair after someone has been gassy and suddenly the odor of dozens of trapped farts erupts forth. I think the chemicals in chair upholstery actually makes the gas more potent or something.
posted by weretable and the undead chairs 05 December | 16:37
i've heard planes make one cry and fart more easily.
and passing gas as you pass down the aisles is called "cropdusting".
posted by ethylene 05 December | 16:43
I wouldn't be so mad about missing my connection; but I would forward them the medical bills for the panic attack I'd have the minute I'd smell the burning smell. I would freak the fuck out.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 05 December | 16:43
See, I knew I loved you all here but now you're like family.

We camp sometimes and tell fart stories around the fire. We're passing the legends down to the younger generation. The stories have names. The God-Amighty. The Linville Caverns. The Uncle ____ Airplane Fart. The Beach at the Grocery Store, or the Grocery Store at the Beach, even. The Broken Neck. The younger kids are just starting to tell their own little stories. Nothing like family, man.

'Twas a gift to find a good fart story today of all days.
posted by auntbunny 05 December | 17:42
BTW, I found out today that the main features on the flight to the US next week are "Talledega Nights", "The Da Vinci Code" and "Elf". I'm flying American Airlines, as was the passenger in the linked story. I would guess farting non-stop is more entertaining than watching those turkeys.
posted by essexjan 05 December | 18:10
I have heard Da Vinci is entertaining, but I can't stand Tom so I will never know.
posted by weretable and the undead chairs 05 December | 19:09
My sense of smell is numb when I fly. I can't smell much of anything, except for the food carts, which smell all weird. I can never smell my own farts on airplanes.

I assumed it was like that for everyone. Lighting illegal matches to cover up something other people can't really smell all that much seems doubly stupid.
posted by Hugh Janus 05 December | 19:28
How embarrassing. One of the mister's brothers is known as Uncle Stinky. Even his brothers call him that.
posted by deborah 06 December | 11:54
Venus In Furs. || Put Marduk back into Zagmuk!

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