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05 December 2006

Eponysterical! →[More:]

Also focus on the blow jobs! When you are doing it, let him know you like him and are glad to be making him feel good. You will turn him into a mush-headed slave! Do not abuse your powers.
posted by Ironmouth at 2:29 PM EST on December 4

That is all!

post by: SassHat at: 00:04 | 6 comments

hey, blowjobs are a wonderful thing. That power should not be abuzed.

posted by jonmc 05 December | 00:39

They never did anything for me. Although all of my partners were rather inexperienced.

posted by court siem 05 December | 02:38

A blow job from Ironmouth really doesn't sound like the best you can get...

posted by wendell 05 December | 06:59

The oral sex is just part of the bedroom constellation.

posted by Captaintripps 05 December | 08:44

They never did anything for me. Although all of my partners were rather inexperienced.

Yeah, there's your problem right there. A good one is, uh.... *stares off into distance*

Why are my pants getting tighter?

posted by mike9322 05 December | 09:13

those anonymous prank threads are kinda sad, really -- mostly because I can't believe Matt posts them on the front page. they make the site look more pathetic than it actually is.

posted by matteo 05 December | 09:58

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