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04 December 2006

What's the best thing you've ever seen... [More:]...written on a bathroom stall wall? I'll go first: "A skinny ass won't make your personality good"

Now you?
Here's a fun one, not mine:

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(from here)
posted by taz 04 December | 06:46
Years ago I owned a T-shirt that had on the front what looked like a hand-written note that said:

"Auntie Em,

Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog.

Dorothy"


I wore it until it fell apart. People either got it at once or (astonishingly!) had to ask what it meant.

posted by essexjan 04 December | 07:19
jan, I'm not trying to be a snark here, but why was it astonishing that people got a reference to what's one of the most beloved and popular (overrated?) films in history? Am I missing something?
posted by item 04 December | 07:38
...and hey! I hate Kansas as well!
posted by item 04 December | 07:39
Am I missing something?
The word "astonishingly" was placed after the word "or", item.
posted by Wolfdog 04 December | 07:43
It was astonishing that they didn't get it, item.
posted by essexjan 04 December | 07:47
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posted by jonmc 04 December | 08:37
I once saw this written along the bottom of a bathroom stall door:

"BEWARE OF LIMBO DANCERS"

posted by BoringPostcards 04 December | 08:48
Here I sit
on the pooper
giving birth
to a MA State Trooper
posted by cortex 04 December | 09:28
Slightly off topic, but on my first day in NYC, when I got to the front door of my apartment, someone had written FUCK YOU SLUTS in permanent market. I felt so welcomed.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 04 December | 10:04
I'm pretty sure I've mentioned this before somewhere, but my, um, alma mater briefly had a condom machine in the mens' room. At the top was a line drawing of a couple in bed together, to which cartoon word bubbles had been added, like so:

Her: "Fuck me! You beast!!"

Him: "What? With my bare dick?! No way!"

From there, an arrow to the dispensing slot at the bottom of the machine had been added, along with this helpful consumer advice: "Insert baby for full refund".

This offer of a refund has always made me wonder if I wasn't witness to Clark Howard's Lost Weekend.
posted by trondant 04 December | 10:06
I had that shirt, too, jan! Probably about 20 years ago. (Lordy, I am OLD.)
posted by jrossi4r 04 December | 10:57
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posted by eamondaly 04 December | 11:31
I gave my mum a keychain with the same thing on it, jan and jrossi. Her name is Dorothy and hated it growing up because of "that damned movie".
posted by deborah 04 December | 12:25
"Insert baby for full refund".

Ah ha haaa haa! Heh.

I've seen so many great things on bathroom stalls, but I just can't remember any of them. It's Monday morning.
posted by Specklet 04 December | 12:25
COD SACK
ROD SACK
JOHN SACK
ASS SACK

I still wake up at night thinking that I might know more about what it means, but I can never remember what Rah-Rah-Rasputin was telling me in my dream.
posted by ROU Xenophobe 05 December | 10:54
I can't remember any one thing, but in the old Dubliner Pub in my home town, the ladies room was one of those one-seat tiny rooms. All over the walls were written all sorts of alcohol-induces moments of ideaology. Or ramblings. Or song lyrics. Some were actually thought provoking. I always wished I'd taken pictures or copied them down.
posted by redvixen 05 December | 18:38
Not quite written on a stall wall, but some year in the late 70s -- 1978 maybe? was International Women's Year, and there were theme buttons and stickers all over the place with slogans that said WHY NOT? on them.

I was visiting my dad's office. The women's room there had been converted from a men's, and there was a urinal along the wall, blocked off with a sign that said DO NOT USE.

Someone had stuck one of those WHY NOT? buttons right under it.
posted by tangerine 05 December | 19:23
Late again, but have to add these:

in the women's washroom of an Edmonton biker/blues bar, someone had written, "My mom made me a lesbian." Underneath, someone else had added, "If I bought her the wool, would she make me one too?"

At a punk bar I used to frequent, my friend (a busser/bouncer/general dogsbody) came by and told me that someone had written "I fucked your mother" on the men's room wall, and he was actually offended enough that he felt compelled to clean it off. By the time he got back with the cleaning accoutrements someone had written underneath, "Go home, Dad. You're drunk." He left it up.
posted by elizard 07 December | 00:42
Liquid Cereal. || This is an American Citizen.

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