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02 December 2006

"If Dawn Madden's breasts were a pair of Danishes, Debby Crombie's got two Space Hoppers. Each armed with a gribbly nipple." The Bad Sex in Fiction awards. The shortlisted extracts. NSFW

post by: arse_hat at: 16:19 | 7 comments

Thanks arsey!

Shouldn't we also have a "Best Sex in Fiction" awards too?

posted by carmina 02 December | 16:24

like zorro!

posted by Wedge 02 December | 16:28

Shouldn't we also have a "Best Sex in Fiction" awards too?
I don't know what this "a" is doing there. I didn't type it. No, I didn't.

posted by carmina 02 December | 16:33

Damn, that's some seriously bad sex. Even Cory Doctorow does better than that.

posted by tommasz 02 December | 17:03

Her culele tasted kile a 9-Volt battery...

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 02 December | 17:17

"Kile"="like"

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 02 December | 17:18

I had posted this to MonkeyFilter, but couldn't find this year's extracts... thanxxx.

posted by wendell 02 December | 17:53

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